"BREAKING: Colin Kaepernick Immediately Loses Nike Endorsement After Anti-White Rant"

"BREAKING: Colin Kaepernick Immediately Loses Nike Endorsement After Anti-White Rant"

"Judge Kavanaugh has written opinions skeptical of our health care law, reproductive rights, and even the contraception coverage requirement."

"Brett Kavanaugh's 'reasoning is far outside the mainstream of legal thought and ... surpasses the views of Justice Scalia, who was clearly a pro-gun justice.'"

"BREAKING: Michael Jordan Resigns From The Board At Nike-Takes 'Air Jordans' With Him"

"Judge Brett Kavanaugh 'argued that presidents should be above the law and granted a free pass from criminal investigation while in office.'"

"Just last year, Judge Kavanaugh praised the dissent in Roe v. Wade."

"VP Mike Pence Busted Stealing Campaign Funds To Pay His Mortgage."

"Claimed that former President Obama once said, 'President Trump would need a magic wand to get to 4% GDP.'"

"The quarterly Trade Deficit has been reduced by $52 Billion."

"Even the CBO numbers show now that the entire $1.5 trillion tax cut is virtually paid for by higher revenues and better nominal GDP."

"California Gov. Jerry Brown To Force Schools To Show Kids 'Gay Sex' As Part Of Inclusive LGBT Curriculum."

"Said he got '52 percent' support from women during the 2016 presidential election."

"Trump Gives $400,000 to Repair Military Cemeteries - Liberal Media Ignores the Story"

"Iraq Vet SHOT While Saving Woman And Baby Being Attacked By BLM THUGS."

"Says the Trump Tower meeting in June 2016 was 'to get information on an opponent,' and was 'totally legal and done all the time in politics.'"

"As you know, we're doing record and close-to-record GDP."

"France Passes Law Saying Children Can Consent To Sex With Adults"

"Claims Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill of Missouri is profiting from 'a corrupt Washington subsidy.'"

"A Koch brothers-funded study ... shows that Medicare-for-all is actually much cheaper than the current system that we pay right now."

"Kelli Ward called for restraint in fighting terrorism."

"BARACK OBAMA SEPARATED 72,410 CHILDREN FROM THEIR FAMILIES IN 2013 ALONE"

"Major signs of voter fraud uncovered in Ohio."

"GOP tax cuts have fueled a massive acceleration in job growth since this time last year."

"When Donald Trump Jr. and other Trump campaign officials agreed to meet Natalia Veselnitskaya at Trump Tower in June 2016 'they didn't know she was a representative of the Russian government.'"

"Cops Take A Knee Then Walk Out On Redskins Leaving Them Stranded."

"Pelosi Sinks to New Low, Tells Dems: If You Have to Lie to Voters to Win, Do It"

"Michael Cohen plead guilty to two counts of campaign finance violations that are not a crime."

"Rep. Steve Pearce was 'twice named one of the most corrupt members of Congress by an independent watchdog group.'"

"We've got the cleanest country in the planet right now. There's nobody cleaner than us."

"Sen. Joe Manchin of West Virginia is 'fighting the Trump agenda.'"

"Hillary Clinton's emails on Anthony Weiner's laptop were 'never reviewed' until after 2016 election."

"Details Of Communist Ocasio-Cortez's Ties To George Soros Revealed."

"McCain 'Accidentally' Killed 134 U.S. Soldiers While Serving In Navy"

"Canada is a 'smaller segment' in terms of trade than Mexico."

"Sheriff Joe Arpaio Sworn In To Replace John McCain."

"Reddit postings show the shooter in Jacksonville, Florida, was part of the 'anti-Trump resistance.'"

"412 Michigan Muslims Arrested In Fed's 'LARGEST BUST IN U.S. HISTORY'"

"The last five years 'have been very bad years for farms. ... And one of the reasons is because they have trade barriers.'"

"West Virginia is second in the nation in the percentage increase of GDP."

"In 1984, Ronald Reagan 'won every state except one, the great state of Wisconsin.'"

"By some accounts, the U.S. is paying for 90% of NATO, with many countries nowhere close to their 2% commitment."

"A new Supreme Court justice could overturn preexisting condition protections and 'take us back to a time when insurance companies could deny you coverage.'"

"The New York Times Said Trump Would Be Our BEST President."

"Facebook Hires George Soros to Help Remove Conservative Content from Platform"

"The U.S. defense budget is 4.2 percent of the nation's gross domestic product."

"Prior to last year, where I attended my first meeting, it was going down - the amount of money being spent on defense by NATO countries was going down and down very substantially."

"KAMALA HARRIS Says Schools in Berkeley Weren't Integrated When She Was a Kid - But Yearbook Pictures Prove She's Lying."

"Federal Witness Due To Testify Against Hillary Clinton For Drug Crimes Killed In Massive Explosion"

"In fact the GDP since I've taken over has doubled and tripled."

"Where is the Democratic National Committee server? I want to know where is the server and what is the server saying?"

"Business associates of' William Browder 'sent a huge amount of money - 400 million - as a contribution to the campaign of Hillary Clinton."

"Joining 'Soros Funded' Antifa Is Now Illegal, Punishable By 15 Years In Prison"

"Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs."

"For the first time in the 242 year history of the United States of America, a one-year-old child appears in court as a defendant."

"Puerto Rico Mayor Facing Fraud Charges Over $3M In Federal Disaster Relief"

"Lisa Page Squeals: DNC Server Was Not Hacked By Russia"

"Farmers have been on a downward trend for 15 years."

"Trump says he has 'recognized Russian Meddling MANY TIMES.'"

"FOX NEWS JUST CONFIRMED OBAMA RIGGED ELECTION WITH 4 MILLION ILLEGAL VOTES"

"Mars will appear 'as big as the Moon' on July 27."

"Is it true that San Francisco is registering non-U.S. citizens to vote?"

"A VA accountability law enacted last year allows the VA to say 'you're fired' to employees. 'Before, there was nothing you could do.'"

"New association health plans are doing 'record business. I'm hearing that the numbers are incredible. Numbers of people that are getting really, really good health care.'"

"Are campaign banners for President Trump's reelection campaign being made in China?"

"FOX Network Picks Up 'Roseanne'"

"GOP congressional candidate' admits 'to being a pedophile."

"The Feds Bust Barack Obama FELONY."

"The U.S. is 'the largest energy producer in the world. Who would have thought?'"

"CHILD RAPE CAMP DISCOVERED NEAR TUCSON"

"The average American worker today, despite the strong economy, is not getting ahead."

"BREAKING: Shep Smith To Be Canned Because He Can't Control His Hate For Donald Trump"

"'It's close to $100 billion a year loss with Canada' in trade."

"Jeff Sessions Resigning Over 'Health Issues.'"

"Muslim Waitress Refuses To Seat 27-Person Church Group Because 'Religious Freedom'"

"The Department of Justice inspector general's report 'totally exonerates me.'"

"Head Of Democratic Party Just Hauled Out In Handcuffs With Multiple Charges."

"This administration did not create a policy of separating families at the border."

"The Obama administration, the Bush administration all separated families. ... Their rate was less than ours, but they absolutely did do this. This is not new."

"Trump: 'Alien Attack Imminent'; Orders Pentagon To Create Military Space Force."

"Claimed the U.S. has 'thousands of judges - border judges - thousands and thousands.'"

"Stormy Daniels Announces Plans To Run For President"

"State Passes Historic Bill To Keep Trump Off The 2020 Ballot - Trump Prepares To Sue"

"It's 'not true' that immigrants in the U.S. illegally are 'safer than the people that live in the country' in terms of crimes committed."

"The US Supreme Court just ratified Donald Trump's 'total and complete shutdown' of Muslims entry into the United States."

"Bernie Sanders Says Christianity Is An Insult To Muslims."

"Actress Sandra Bullock: 'Donald Trump Is Doing Everything To Improve Our Nation, If You Don't Like Him Just '"

"Former Clinton Aide Indicted For Child Sex Trafficking"

"Mexico's Next President Tells Country: They 'must leave their towns and find a life in the United States' "

"1 in 5 children in America goes to sleep hungry at night."

"The U.S. sold its embassy in 'the best site in all of London' and ended up building a new one in a 'lousy location' at a loss to taxpayers of about $750 million."

"'Smallville' Star Confesses She Sold Children To Rothschilds And Clintons"

"Michelle Wolf Fired - Comedy Central Apologizes To Sarah Sanders."

"Black Men Arrested In Philadelphia Starbucks Settle For $2 Million"

"Hulu Cancels Michelle Wolf's Standup Special After Disgustisting Attacks."

"In all fairness, Bob Mueller worked for Obama for eight years."

"W.H. Staffers Defect, Releasing Private Tape Recording That Has Trump Dead Silent."

"We have a lot of job openings. And people that weren't hiring for years and years and years - all of a sudden, we have jobs."

"Clint Eastwood Leaves His Estate To The Trump 2020 Campaign"

"After Michelle Says 'Stupid Women Elected Trump,' Melania Gives Her Nasty Surprise"

"Hillary Clinton Named New York Attorney General"

"A White House plan to rescind unspent CHIP funds would be 'taking money away from kids who need health care.'"

"The recently approved budget raised military pay for the 'first time in 10 years.'"

"JEFF SESSIONS CAUGHT COLLUDING WITH OBAMA"

"John Kerry Facing Prison After Interfering With Iran."

"Speaker of the House, Paul Ryan, broke campaign finance laws."

"The federal government has spent over $150,000, just the Secret Service alone, for the privilege of renting Donald Trump golf carts to protect Donald Trump on his rounds."

"TRUMP SENDS IN THE FEDS - Sanctuary City Leaders Arrested"

"On Senate confirmation of judicial nominees, 'the Democrats are holding them up beyond anything -- beyond comprehension, they're holding them up.'"

"US Surgeon, Who Exposed Clinton Foundation Corruption In Haiti, Found Dead"

"FDA-approved 'synthetic marijuana' leads to deaths in Illinois."

"BREAKING: Santa Fe Killer Confesses His Love For Obama"

"The Santa Fe, Texas school shooter 'was wearing a symbol of Antifa.'"

"We have to break up families' entering the country illegally, because of 'bad laws that the Democrats gave us."

"Claimed former intelligence director James Clapper said, 'Trump should be happy that the FBI was SPYING on his campaign.'"

"House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi 'came out in favor of MS-13' and was 'trying to find all sorts of reasons why they should be able to stay.'"

"LAPD ignored an ICE detainer request and released a Mexican national arrested on a drug charge. 'Just a few weeks later, he was arrested again, this time for murder. They let him go, and he killed somebody.'"

"California Democrat Maxine Waters Charged on 3 Counts."

"CNN To Permanently Close Its Doors As Ratings Plunge 30 Percent"

"Over the history of planet Earth, far and away the #1 cause of sea level rise has been erosion and its resulting deposits of sediment and rocks into the world's seas and oceans."

"President Trump's reckless decision to pull out of the Iran deal has led to higher oil prices. These higher oil prices are translating directly to soaring gas prices."

"The individual mandate provision of the Affordable Care Act was 'so unconstitutional.'"

"Jeff Bezos placed 'full page 'Michelle Obama for President' ads' on Amazon"

"Grandmother With AK-47 Saves Cops Being Attacked By Street Gang."

"Jim Renacci's been a lobbyist even while in Congress."

"Border Patrol Agents are not allowed to properly do their job at the Border because of ridiculous liberal (Democrat) laws like Catch & Release."

"Obama Administration legalized bump stocks."

"David Hogg Changes Story, Wasn't At School When Cruz Opened Fire."

"The Post Office is losing billions of dollars because it delivers packages for Amazon at a very below cost."

"We've recently seen the numbers of illegal border crossings rise from 40-year lows last April, back to previous levels."

"Application for 'March For Our Lives' permit was made months before Parkland school shooting"

"Terrorist Attacked Trumps At Mar A Lago."

"Florida Obituaries show no Parkland school shooting deaths."

"We'll have almost 30 sites off the Superfund priorities list this year,' which has 'almost never been done."

"Sayfullo Saipov, the Uzbekistan national who was arrested in a terrorist attack in New York City last year, 'brought a lot of people with him. They say 22 people.'"

"Trump Orders Raid To NY's Islamberg After 20yrs They Uncover America's WORST Nightmare"

"If we make a car and try and get it into China, number one, they won't take it."

"Federal judge tosses Michael Cohen warrant and all evidence with it."

"Facebook Will Give Koch Brothers 'Unprecedented Access' to Our Personal Information"

"'We've started building the wall' at the Mexico border."

"Obama Announces Bid To Become UN Secretary General"

"Corporate tax revenues are 'still rising,' even though the tax rate 'dropped 40 percent' under the new tax law."

"Just hit 50% in the Rasmussen Poll, much higher than President Obama at same point."

"'Trump-approved 'M.A.G.A. checks'' are available if you subscribe to an investment newsletter."

"Obama Holdover Accused of Corruption Approved Trump Lawyer Raid."

"Republican Rep. Todd Rokita of Indiana voted 'against Trump's border wall.'"

"Muslim nurses now have the 'option of participating in medical operations without washing their hands.'"

"Since putting the tariffs on ... seven or eight solar panel plants are going to be opening."

"Breaking: Clinton-Abedin PedoGate Video Found On Dark Web"

"Jennifer Aniston is starting 'a company named 'Celebrities for Trump.''"

"When Ronald Reagan was president, the discretionary spending, all those appropriations, was 75 percent of the budget, the mandatory was 25."

"California State Assembly passed a bill that would ban the sale of the Bible."

"Former FBI Director James Comey gave a memo to a friend 'to leak classified information ... in order to get a special counsel against me.'"

"BREAKING: ROSENSTEIN JUST CLEARED PRESIDENT TRUMP!"

"West Virginia Attorney General Patrick Morrisey, a Republican candidate for the U.S. Senate, 'refused to support Trump over Hillary.'"

"Maine House Democrats Vote to Allow Female Genital Mutilation."

"Trump Signed His Latest Executive Order And It Will Effectively Eliminate Mass Amounts Of Democrat Voters."

"Obama's Private 'Security' Company Sets Up Massive Camps Outside 3 Major Cities"

"Georgia Becomes First State To Ban Muslim Culture In Historic Move To Restore Western Values."

"Says the government will spend $250,000 instead of $1 billion on an embassy in Israel."

"Ivanka Trump Is Finally Being FIRED From The White House."

"83 percent of the Republican tax cuts go to the wealthiest 1 percent."

"We have large trade deficits ... with Canada."

"I'm hearing more and more people say the level of violence on video games is really shaping young people's thoughts."

"California will 'automatically register illegal immigrants to vote.'"

"Actor Keanu Reeves: 'For Me Trump Is The Symbol Of A Successful Man And A Role Model For Every Young American.'"

"Rep. Trey Gowdy 'has been given the highest level of security clearance possible, granted with an executive order from the President himself.'"

"President Trump 'signed an executive order allowing our veterans to get 100% medical bills paid at hospitals other than a V.A. hospital.'"

"The carbon footprint on wind energy is significant."

"Court Orders Obama To Pay $400 Million In Restitution."

"PUTIN ISSUES INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANT FOR GEORGE SOROS"

"NASA 'wouldn't have been going to Mars if my opponent won.'"

"We have no trade deficit with Canada, but that doesn't include energy and timber. But when you do we lose $17 billion a year."

"BREAKING: Federal Judge Nullifies PA Election Results For 'Wide-Scale Voter Fraud'."

"Retweets a story about a study that says the proposed wall on the southern border 'will pay for itself.'"

"Coke, Nestle Near Ownership of World's Second Largest Aquifer."

"California Governor Signs Order To Use ARABIC Numerals In Public Schools."

"We had five congressional races up until last week. And of the five races, we won all five."

"TWO MILLION Leave Food Stamp Rolls in Trump's First Year."

"Thirty percent of the people who voted for Donald Trump had voted for President Obama."

"We've taken back almost 100 percent, in a very short period of time, of the land that ISIS took. And it all took place since our election."

"Wrote that climate scientists have predicted 'global temperatures would increase more than one degree Celsius by 2020,' but observed temperatures have been only 'half as high.'"

"FBI Executes Search Warrant At Obama D.C. Mansion."

"A Female-Led Construction Company Built The Florida Bridge That Collapsed."

"Pelosi Issues 'Impeachment' Announcement."

"Captured ISIS Leader Had Obama On Speed Dial."

"19 Shot During Anti-Gun March - Media DEAD SILENT."

"White House Erupting In RAGE After Obama Gets Invited To Royal Wedding - Trump Got DENIED."

"British Intelligence Seizes Clinton Foundation Warehouse, $400 Million In Cash."

"Actress Emma Stone: 'America made a great choice with Donald Trump.'"

"NASA ADMITS To Spraying Americans With Lithium & Other Chemicals"

"Claims his legislative proposal to make the DACA program permanent will 'generously' cover 'almost three times more people than the previous administration covered.'"

"Major Announcement Out Of The White House - John Kerry Facing Felony Charges."

"Black Lives Matter Leader Kept 'Virtually All' Donations."

"Suggests global warming isn't necessarily 'a bad thing' because 'humans have most flourished during times of warming.'"

"Claimed his policies have reduced the cost of electricity for U.S. businesses."

"BREAKING: 4 Million Democrat Votes Were Just Declared Fraudulent."

"Trump's 'budget reduced the deficit by $3 trillion, which is one of the largest in history.'"

"Anybody in favor of the diversity visa lottery, where you pick it out and you say, 'Good, we have a new United States citizen'?"

"GM Korea company announced today that it will cease production and close its Gunsan plant in May of 2018, and they're going to move back to Detroit."

"Irrespective of efforts that were made in 2016 by foreign powers, it is the universal conclusion of our intelligence communities that none of those efforts had any impact on the outcome of the 2016 election."

"Teen who 'killed Muslim refugee for raping his 7 years old sister sentenced 30 years to life in a federal prison.'"

"All these efforts by the Russians were about sowing confusion in the electoral process and undermining the next president, not about supporting one candidate over the other."

"I never said Russia did not meddle in the election."

"Don't Let The MAGA Hat Fool You, Hispanic Shooter 'Nicolas de Jesus Cruz' Was A Registered Democrat."

"Forty percent of the guns in this country are sold without any background checks."

"Compares Obama's criticism of Trump's voter fraud claims with Democratic acceptance of 'the Russian excuse.'"

"Michelle Obama: 'Florida Shooting Is Clearly Trump's Fault.'"

"Is David Hogg a student at Stoneman Douglas High School or a paid 'crisis actor'?"

"Smoking in cars with children is illegal starting January 30, 2018."

"Says an Obama-era rule denied gun rights to the elderly who 'sought help to do their taxes.'"

"David Hogg didn't attend high school in Parkland, Florida; he graduated from Redondo Shores Continuation High School in California."

"Former President George W. Bush 'confirmed how dishonest the mainstream media can be.'"

"UPDATE: Cop Who Arrested Malia Obama Found Dead Under Suspicious Circumstances."

"We're having tremendous plans coming out now - health care plans - at a fraction of the cost that are much better than Obamacare."

"FBI did not disclose who the clients were - the Clinton Campaign and the DNC."

"Sandy Hook alleged victims alive and well!!!"

"Says Democratic House candidate Conor Lamb 'has a weak record' as a prosecutor."

"I have been very strict on Commercial Aviation. Good news - it was just reported that there were Zero deaths in 2017, the best and safest year on record!"

"It's time that a president stepped up' to address gun violence. 'And I'm talking Democrat and Republican presidents. They have not stepped up."

"There are 'No questions on Collusion' on the list of questions the special counsel reportedly has for the president."

"The Navajo people who 'live close' to Bears Ears National Monument 'were all in support' of President Trump's decision to shrink the protected land."

"The Democrats want to have no borders. They want to get rid of ICE."

"Actress Jennifer Garner said, 'I'm joining Trump train.'"

"Said the Justice Department's indictments last month of Republican Reps. Chris Collins and Duncan Hunter Jr. were the result of 'long running, Obama era, investigations.'"

"In 2017, the San Domenico school in San Anselmo, California removed some Catholic statues from its campus in an effort to be more inclusive."

"Betsy DeVos and her family contributed millions of dollars to the campaigns of Republican candidates."

"A postal worker was caught destroying absentee ballots with Trump votes in the swing state of Ohio."

"Marine vet Christopher Marquez was assaulted at a WashWashingtonC., McDonald's retaurant by Black Lives Matter activists."

"The Obama Administration is 'fighting in court' to allow non-citizens to vote in general elections."

"A Budweiser employee who saw Arabs celebrating the 9/11 attacks at a convenience store pulled all the company's product from that store."

"A viral email from 2008 describes the military pedigrees of Senator John McCain's sons."

"President Trump has scrapped plans for constructing a wall along the U.S.-Mexico border in favor of a proposal for a dome."

"Facebook users can receive a $100 coupon for Kroger by 'liking' and 'sharing' a status."

"Mister Ed, the talking equine of television fame, was a horse."

"An American Airlines pilot penned an essay about Muslims entitled 'You Worry Me.'"

"Photograph shows Hercules, the world's biggest dog."

"Photograph shows President Obama 'desecrating' the Oval Office by unprecedentedly placing his feet on his desk."

"Shaving makes your hair grow back in thicker, faster, and fuller."

"WalMart has authorized U.S. law enforcement to enter its stores and arrest any illegal immigrants found within."

"Texas' is the only state flag authorized to be flown at the same height as the U.S. national flag."

"The damage to the Pentagon on September 11 was caused by something other than a hijacked Boeing 757's being crashed into its side."

"Coca-Cola used to contain cocaine."

"Facebook will donate money to help a child with cancer every time an appeal for help is liked or shared."

"Prison imam is questioned about Islamic attitude toward infidels."

"A virus deadly to dogs has been spreading in the canine population of the U.S."

"The derisive title of one of George Bernard Shaw's plays was changed after it wreaked havoc on theater attendance."

"The Southern California community of Tarzana was so named after the famous 'ape man' character created by Edgar Rice Burroughs, one of the town's early residents."

"The nursery rhyme 'Sing a Song of Sixpence' originated as a coded message used to recruit crew members for pirate ships."

"At the moment the Titanic hit an iceberg in the north Atlantic, the silent version of the film The Poseidon Adventure was being screened aboard ship."

"Mobile homes are so named because they can be moved from place to place."

"The Mississippi state legislature removed fractions and decimal points from the mathematics curriculum of public secondary schools."

"Chocolate milk is made from 'regular' milk rejected for containing too much cow's blood."

"Photographs show a suicide bomber killed in Iraq's Green Zone"

"Drugged travelers awaken in ice-filled bathtubs only to discover one of their kidneys has been harvested by organ thieves. "

"The nursery rhyme 'Ring Around the Rosie' is a coded reference to the Black Plague."

"The cross-like shape of the laminin molecule is evidence of God's hand in the creation of the human form."

"A girl on an amusement park ride was scalped when her hair got caught in the attraction's machinery."

"A 'Do Not Adopt a Pitbull' ad will be airing during Super Bowl LII in February 2018."

"Weather Channel co-founder John Coleman provided evidence that convincingly refutes the concept of anthropogenic global warming."

"The White House updated the voice message on the automated telephone comments line to blame Democrats for a government shutdown."

"Hollywood is going on strike until Donald Trump resigns from the presidency."

"The Pentagon has disavowed knowledge of a stranded Air Force pilot after he successfully intercepted a missile near North Korea."

"Trey Gowdy was forced into protective custody after two people investigating Hillary Clinton went missing."

"Netflix announced in April 2017 that it was creating a new 'Harry Potter' television series."

"In July 2016, Amanda Teague legally married the spirit of a Haitian pirate who died in the 1700s."

"Members of Congress continue to get paid but military personnel do not during a U.S. government shutdown."

"Hungarian-American billionaire George Soros bribed three Democratic senators to vote for a shutdown of the U.S. federal government."

"New York senator Chuck Schumer accepted a campaign donation of half a million dollars from pro-immigration groups just prior to a crucial Congressional vote."

"Malia Obama was arrested after being caught drinking while underage and running naked across the Harvard campus."

"A televangelist disclaimed Donald Trump's alleged affair with a porn actress as 'sharing the gospel.'"

"Donald Trump criticized President Barack Obama during the 2013 government shutdown for failing to 'lead,' 'get everyone in a room,' and 'make a deal.'"

"Actress Demi Moore proclaimed that she doesn't want Trump supporters for fans."

"There are currently 871 convicted felons playing for the NFL."

"A Fresno man turned up at a local emergency room carrying a 5-foot-long tapeworm he pulled out of his own intestine."

"A new division of the Department of Health and Human Services will allow doctors to refuse to treat LGBTQ patients for religious reasons."

"A series of images show a 'direct energy weapon' striking a city in Michigan."

"President Trump's older sister, federal judge Maryanne Trump Barry, said Trump was called 'Donnie Dimwit' as a child, and is now 'acting like a nutjob.'"

"Kurt Cobain predicted or endorsed a Donald Trump presidency in 1993."

"Actor John Amos died from a heart attack on 28 December 2016."

"Donald Trump was born 'Dawood Ibrahim Khan' in Pakistan."

"In January 2018, some women began using their menstrual blood as a face mask skin treatment."

"Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg bought a 'super-yacht' for $150 million."

"Chelsea Clinton's 2010 wedding was paid for by the Clinton Foundation."

"Alarmed by instances of Marines imperiling their health by eating liquid laundry detergent, top Marine Corps leaders issued a warning to all junior troops to stop participating in the Tide Pod Challenge."

"Sen. Tom Cotton's office has sent 'cease-and-desist' letters to constituents ordering them not to contact him."

"A photograph shows an actress in a revealing dress amidst protests against sexual harassment in Hollywood."

"An image shows the difference between a lithium mine and an oil sands installation."

"The name 'Bluetooth,' which refers to the standard for shortrange wireless connections, is derived from Viking king Harald Gormsson, who is credited with uniting Scandinavia."

"UNESCO declared India's national anthem, 'Jana Gana Mana,' to be the world's best."

"Director Victor Salva was convicted of child molestation."

"A photograph shows an anti-rape device known as RapeX, a female condom with teeth lining the inside."

"Ronald Reagan, who was diagnosed with Alzheimer's Disease five years after he left the presidency, was actually suffering from the disease while he was in office."

"Melania Trump plagiarized a portion of a speech delivered by Michelle Obama in 2016 for her tweet commemorating Martin Luther King Day in 2018."

"New U.S. Army medics will be treating battlefield injuries with 'alternative medicine' such as homeopathic dilutions and prayer beads."

"Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Tx.) tweeted that President Trump was determined to start a war with 'North Japan'."

"A Chinese engineer contracted an STD after having sexual intercourse with a sex robot prototype."

"Denzel Washington referred to former United States President Barack Obama as the 'criminal-in-chief.'"

"Peter Brabeck-Letmathe, a former chairman and CEO of Nestlé, said that water is not a human right."

"Every time a particular message is shared, a company will donate money towards the medical care of a 14-year-old boy who was shot by his stepfather while he was defending his 2-year-old sister from rape."

"Michigan has passed a law exempting emergency medical personnel from treating gay people."

"Donald Trump had a bust of Marin Luther King, Jr. removed from display in the Oval Office on his first day in the White House."

"At an event in Warsaw on 6 July 2017, Polish First Lady Agata Kornhauser-Duda refused to shake hands with Donald Trump."

"In December 1915, San Diego agreed to pay $10,000 to 'rainmaker' Charles Hatfield to bring an end to the region's drought; over the next few weeks the city was inundated by rain and suffered one of the worst floods in its history."

"An image collage shows various members of the United States Congress 'hard at work' while sleeping at their desks."

"Author Robert Reich published a list of ten rules to help 'resist' the Trump administration in 2018."

"A scene from a 2006 episode of the soap opera 'Lindenstrasse' is evidence of a German government effort to convince Germans to accept Muslims or become Muslim."

"Beyoncé revealed that according to a DNA test, she is related to the Rockefellers and the British royal family."

"Donald Trump sold a Trump Tower apartment to the brutal and corrupt former Haitian leader Jean-Claude 'Baby Doc' Duvalier."

"Former NFL star O.J. Simpson was rearrested while attempting to slip across the U.S.-Canada border."

"Dr. Marshall Kamena, the Democratic mayor of Livermore, California, wrote an opinion piece defending President Trump's lack of decorum."

"The Norwegian Cruise Line posted a message on one of their ships explaining that the open pizza bar was for consumption only and asked passengers to refrain from having sex with their lunches."

"Photographs show actress Betty White when she was in her 20s."

"Actress Betty White uttered a witty rejoinder to the oft-used phrase 'Grow some balls.'"

"CNN host Fareed Zakaria posted a blog entry calling for white women to be raped by Islamic minority groups."

"Jennifer Aniston and other actors are starting a 'Celebrities For Trump' advocacy group."

"Mohammed is now the most popular name for newborn boys in the Netherlands thanks to immigration."

"Dr. Bandy Lee, who has warned the United States that Donald Trump is dangerously impaired, lacks a medical license."

"A feminist wrote in an op-ed that men commit 'telepathic rape' by masturbating to women they don't know."

"The death from influenza of eight mostly vaccinated people over 65 in California's Santa Barbara County during the 2017-2018 flu season proves that you shouldn't get the flu shot."

"Undocumented immigrants in the United States receive a job, a driver's license, food stamps, health care, housing, education, a 'tax-free business for seven years,' and 'child benefits.'"

"Lottery winner Shane Missler is giving away $5000 to the first 50,000 followers that retweet his post."

"Botswana condemned President Donald Trump's alleged remarks calling African nations 'shithole countries.'"

"The Whole Foods Market organic grocery chain has banned the use of gendered language."

"A man locked his daughter in a cage because she used Snapchat's 'dog filter' too frequently."

"Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. said 'Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.'"

"A team of four Nigerian girls has created a generator that produces six hours of electricity using only a single liter of urine as fuel."

"The band 10cc was so named because the term represents the amount of semen in an average male ejaculation (or a little bit more)."

"Motorists in Mexicali, Mexico, shot footage capturing an extraterrestrial spacecraft."

"643,000 Americans declare bankruptcy over medical bills every year."

"Ten Democratic Congressmen demanded that Mount Rushmore be altered to accommodate the likeness of Martin Luther King, Jr."

"President Obama called Libya a 'Shit Show' and the media ignored the vulgarity."

"A photograph shows Bernie Sanders at a 1965 civil rights march with Martin Luther King, Jr."

"Norway announced that it was changing its name to 'shithole.'"

"Former Haitian official Klaus Oberwein died in a suspicious suicide days before he was scheduled to testify against either Hillary Clinton or the Clinton Foundation."

"President Trump's grandfather Friedrich unsuccessfully petitioned the government of Bavaria (now southeast Germany) not to deport him and his family."

"A photograph shows Martin Luther King Jr. flipping the bird at a photographer."

"A fatal wave of molasses swept through Boston in January 1919."

"The kidnapping, string of murders, and wood chipper incident portrayed in the film 'Fargo' actually took place in Minnesota in 1987."

"Jodi Arias was granted an early release from prison after an incident with correctional officers"

"Article details 'four things you didn't know' about Martin Luther King, Jr."

"Two observances important to Christianity fall on Valentine's Day and April Fools' Day in 2018."

"Presidential candidate Donald Trump said he'll be 'more popular than fried chicken and watermelon' in the black community."

"An adopted dog's former owner turned out to be a soldier who was killed in Iraq."

"A Ghanaian immigrant and United States Army private named Emmanuel Mensah died after saving multiple lives in a Bronx apartment building fire."

"Chocolate is on track to go extinct in 40 years."

"The Obama administration secretly bribed Iran to release four prisoners in January 2016."

"Oprah Winfrey brushed off accusations against Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein, saying 'this is just how it is' for people who want to get ahead in the media industry."

"A group of Danish students proved that Wi-Fi signals harm human health in a study involving routers and cress seeds."

"In January 2018, Walmart announced a plan to close 250 Sam's Club warehouses, leaving 100,000 workers jobless."

"Arby's roast beef is made from a paste, gel, powder, or liquid."

"Dolly Parton said that the people of California were being punished with droughts, fires, mudslides and other natural disasters as punishment for embracing Satan."

"H&M created an 'Equally Racist' collection featuring children of various ethnicities in offensive clothing."

"President removed red, white, and blue decor from the Oval Office and installed a 'Muslim prayer curtain' in the White House."

"As Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton artificially depressed Haiti's minimum wage; that action was part of a larger plan by the Clinton Foundation to profit from the country."

"Putin issued an ultimatum to President Obama to stop 'smearing' Russia, or risk starting World War III."

"The philosopher Socrates said 'when debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser.'"

"A driver in Las Vegas shouted 'Allahu Akbar' as she deliberately struck multiple pedestrians with her vehicle, and police have been instructed to suppress that detail of the story."

"President Lyndon B. Johnson once said, 'If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.'"

"Mary Anne MacLeod, President Donald Trump's mother, illegally immigrated to the United States in 1929."

"A stuffed animal called 'Trumpy Bear' is a real product available for purchase."

"IKEA released a magazine ad which includes a pregnancy test."

"Federal agents raided a mosque near Dearborn, MIchigan and arrested several ISIS combatants planning suicide attacks."

"Drinking untreated spring water, marketed as 'raw water,' provides health benefits because they are 'probiotic.'"

"Thieves steal what they believe to be cocaine but what is in reality the cremated remains of the householder's relative."

"Animated series 'The Boondocks' had a scene about Oprah Winfrey's becoming president in 2020."

"Two grandchildren of John Tyler, the 10th U.S. President, are still alive."

"Former Marine Imran Yousuf, a Muslim, is credited with saving 70 people during the June 2016 Orlando nightclub shooting."

"The 'radiation' from cell phones is causing mass insanity resulting in 'snowflake' people."

"Oprah Winfrey said that in order for the problem of racism to be solved, old white people have to die."

"The Swiffer WetJet poses a general danger to dogs and other household pets."

"A clever consumer earned millions of miles of free air travel by taking advantage of a Healthy Choice pudding promotion."

"Katy Perry, Meryl Streep, and Chelsea Clinton are members at an elite cannibal restaurant in Los Angeles."

"Civil rights icon Martin Luther King, Jr. is the grandfather of rapper Meek Mill."

"A video of President Donald Trump apparently struggling to get the words right while singing along with the national anthem proves that he doesn't know what they are."

"Michele Bachmann said Martin Luther King would still be alive today if black people were allowed to own guns in the 1960s."

"A photograph shows a wooden box covering a statue of George Washington at an NAACP event."

"Actor Leonardo DiCaprio will be portraying Martin Luther King in an upcoming film."

"University of Alabama running back Bo Scarbrough lost his scholarship over an anti-Trump outburst."

"Hundreds of papers published in 2017 prove that global warming is a myth."

"A woman named Shanell Rivers put blood and dog feces into various products at a Starbucks in Atlanta."

"The word 'Dixie' was removed from a popular Civil War-themed dinner show in Tennessee."

"Three New Jersey state senators were arrested in connection with a child prostitution ring."

"An Arizona sheriff dismissed prisoners' bellyaching about the heat by pointing out that soldiers serving in Iraq cope with similar conditions."

"A photograph shows North Korea leader Kim Jong-un laughing as he reads the book Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House."

"A police raid on a Tennessee congressman's property turned up a meth lab and fourteen pounds of methamphetamine."

"A video shows a man suffering the deleterious effects of drinking 24 cans of Red Bull."

"Photographs show snow in the Sahara Desert in January 2018."

"A photograph shows a pregnant woman waiting to welcome home a military husband who couldn't have fathered the child she's carrying."

"Former Presidents Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, and George W. Bush mocked President Trump on Twitter about his tweet bragging about winning the election on his first try."

"A Muslim waitress refused to seat a church group at a restaurant, claiming 'religious freedom' allowed her to do so."

"Samsung is stealing data through a secret microchip in its mobile phone batteries."

"Former president Barack Obama's foundation is being investigated for racketeering."

"Posting a legal notice on your Facebook wall will protect you from having all your Facebook posts made public."

"A photograph shows Oprah Winfrey kissing Harvey Weinstein on the cheek."

"Miley Cyrus, James Franco, and Seth Rogan were arrested for conspiring to assassinate President Trump."

"A photograph shows the only known golden zebra in existence, living at an animal sanctuary in Hawaii."

"Donald Trump said 'Politics is boring, but more importantly, there's no money in it' in a 1990 interview."

"In August 2017, when tensions between President Trump and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell were at their highest, the latter blew off an invitation to meet with the president because he had a haircut appointment."

"Photograph shows a cat burned by the spillage of a cinnamon reed diffuser."

"Photographs shows a man eating a dead baby served at a Taiwan restaurant."

"A video shows a group of citizens teaching a lesson to person who parked illegally in a handicapped parking spot."

"Former First Lady Michelle Obama was arrested after acting 'unpredictably violent' during a domestic dispute."

"A series of photographs show a UFO photographed over Memphis by several different people."

"The FBI arrested 22 employees of the Clinton Foundation on the first day of an investigation into alleged illegal activities."

"President Donald Trump was 'feared dead' after a small fire broke out at his New York City building."

"A defunct Chinese space station is expected to fall back to Earth in mid-March 2018."

"Taylor Swift said 'We should FORGIVE' YouTube personality Logan Paul following his videos chronicling his visit to Tokyo."

"A number of localities in the United States, France, and Britain are considered Muslim 'no-go zones' (operating under Sharia Law) where local laws are not applicable."

"United States health care facilities face an intravenous bag shortage because of the devastation wreaked by Hurricane Maria in September 2017."

"The Fox News Channel won a 2004 court case allowing the cable channel to lie to viewers."

"The world suicide rate plummeted following Logan Paul's 'suicide forest' video."

"Dr. Jaleel Kohmeni refused to treat a dying man on a flight from New York to Las Vegas, on the basis of the man's Christian faith."

"Prospective new gang members are being initiated by killing the drivers of cars who flash their headlights at them."

"'Fixer Upper' star Joanna Gaines is pregnant with her fifth child in January 2018."

"Hackers seize control of Facebook accounts to post insulting messages on the walls of friends of those whose accounts they've taken over."

" An official movie poster shows Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson as the cartoon character Johnny Bravo."

"In August 2017, Camping World CEO Marcus Lemonis told supporters of President Donald Trump not to shop at his stores."

"Actress Jamie Lee Curtis acknowledged in an interview that she was born with both male and female sex organs."

"A Florida teacher gave 6th grade students an explicit sex ed lesson involving a strap-on sex toy to satisfy Common Core requirements."

"The letters S-E-X are formed by a swirling cloud of dust in The Lion King."

"A federal judge ruled that three items of Sharia law are now deemed to be legal in the state of Texas."

"A Muslim federal judge has implemented 'two items' of sharia law in the United States."

"Xylitol, a sugar substitute used in sugar-free gum and other products, can be harmful to dogs."

"A man was beaten to death by his girlfriend because she had a dream that he cheated on her with a waitress at a golf course."

"The Christian owners of a bakery in Oregon won the lottery shortly after they were fined $135,000 for declining to make a cake for a same-sex wedding."

"The actress who portrayed Jill Masterson in the James Bond film Goldfinger died from asphyxiation after being covered with gold paint."

"The FBI was on its way to a residence owned by the Clintons when a fire destroyed a room full of servers and hard drives."

"Thieves armed with 'code grabbers' are breaking into cars by recording signals sent by remote keyless entry devices."

"The FDA recently discovered that the Arizona Beverage Company uses human urine in many of their products."

"A video shows a man demonstrating an invisibility cloak."

"Drinking four glasses of water at the beginning of each day will prevent heart attacks and cure various diseases."

"Vice President Joe Biden said that 'no ordinary American cares about their constitutional rights.'"

"Hall of Fame coach John Madden passed away in 2014 at age 78."

"Fast food restaurants, prisons, and school cafeterias use 'Grade D but edible' meat."

"Michael Wolff wrote in his book 'Fire and Fury' that White House aides created a fake 'Gorilla Channel' to placate President Donald Trump."

"A photo retweeted by President Donald Trump shows the widow of a veteran killed in the line of duty."

"Meryl Streep applauded for Roman Polanski at the Academy Awards in 2003."

"Seattle has imposed an excise tax on the distributors of sweetened drinks."

"President Trump has the right and means to send unblockable text mesage to all American cellular phones."

"Doctors have performed the first successful human head transplant."

"Hackers are inserting 'sexual videos' into the walls and profiles of your Facebook friends."

"Attorney General Jeff Sessions has investments in the private prison industry."

"Nylabone brand pet products are toxic and cause dogs to have seizures."

"Hillary Clinton will narrate the audio version of the book 'Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House.'"

"Donald Trump's IQ, at 156, is comparable to that of the smartest U.S. presidents."

"A group of Republicans in Minnesota erected billboards criticizing President Donald Trump in late 2017."

"A photograph shows MAC Cosmetics testing its products on a group of cats."

"Costco is giving out free $200 gift cards or $41 off a $50 purchase to Facebook users to celebrate the company's 41st anniversary."

"Dihydrogen monoxide is a dangerous chemical that should be banned."

"The image of a naked man is hidden in the artwork of Camel cigarette packs."

"New or expectant moms can receive a generous free meal from their local Chick-fil-A."

"Drinking cold water after meals causes unpleasant and lasting side effects."

"There is a demonstrable link between marijuana legalization and an increase in violent crime."

"President Donald Trump ordered that the name of Florida's 'Obama Highway' be changed back to the 'Old Dixie Highway.'"

"Pope Francis wrote a viral Facebook post offering a 'gentle reminder' about what's important in life."

"Archaeologists dug up an 800-year-old alien cellphone in Austria."

"A photograph shows a frozen spider web."

"President Donald Trump signed an executive order to buy all of his daughter Ivanka's chametz."

"In August 2017, a 'leading toy company' produced a toy version of an electronic cigarette, aimed at children."

"The Clinton Foundation rates higher than the Red Cross in charity rankings."

"The interaction of Motrin and Robitussin causes heart attacks in children."

"Queen Elizabeth contradicted London Mayor Sadiq Khan by 'refusing to retract' an invitation to Donald Trump to visit the UK."

"A 'Lucky Charms Frosted Flakes' cereal will soon be available."

"Queen Elizabeth is so upset at public comments made by royal bride-to-be Meghan Markle that she has suspended or threatened to suspend Prince Harry's wedding."

"Longtime Fox News anchor Shepard Smith has been fired for being 'too controversial.'"

"Patients can circumvent insurance company claim denials by requesting a specific form of documentation, as the insurance company will opt to simply cover the cost rather than provide the paperwork."

"President Trump rolled back rules protecting residents of nursing homes."

"A man was arrested for showing an officer an 'A-OK' hand sign during a traffic stop in an attempt to get the officer to play the 'finger circle' game."

"WikiLeaks documents revealed campaign head John Podesta unflatteringly described Hillary Clinton's personal hygiene and intellect."

"The United States government has secretly negotiated a deal to return the U.S. territory of Puerto Rico to Spain."

"A man sued himself and was awarded $300,000 (paid by his insurance company) after he injured himself with a boomerang."

"President Donald Trump said it was 'low-class' of Vice President Mike Pence and his family to move some of their pets to Washington D.C."

"An Atlanta Motel 6 outlet turned away a U.S. Army soldier because he was underage."

"Canine Carry Outs dog treats contain anti-freeze and are dangerous to dogs."

"Over-the-counter painkiller paracetamol is contaminated with the Machupo virus and should be avoided."

"The pattern on Melania Trump's New Year's Eve 2017 dress closely resembled the design on a shower curtain."

"President Donald Trump posted a suggestive comment on Twitter about his daughter's 'skintight' dress."

"Delta Force operators raided President Barack Obama's stronghold in Thailand on Christmas Day 2017."

"An inattentive janitor caused several deaths in a hospital when he disconnected patients' life support systems to plug in a floor polisher."

"During a 'Rolling Stone' interview, U2 singer Bono proclaimed that 'Donald Trump is destroying America, and we must stop him.'"

" Former president George W. Bush was arrested in Dallas for cocaine possession."

"A bevy of tax increases were quietly imposed upon Americans in January 2015 due to the Affordable Care Act."

"The United States Holocaust Memorial Museum in WashWashingtonC. has a display listIng off 'early warning signs' of an encroaching fascist government."

"Coiled mattresses cause cancer by amplifying radio waves."

"An illustration from a withdrawn Yellow Pages ad reveals a risqué image when a portion of it is viewed upside-down."

"Speaker Paul Ryan is blocking all incoming calls and faxes to his various offices."

"The briefcase retrieved by Vincent Vega and Jules Winnfield in the film Pulp Fiction contained the soul of their boss, Marsellus Wallace."

" Marijuana cigarettes deposit four times more tar into smokers' lungs than tobacco-based cigarettes."

"Americans can use their birth certificates to access secret 'strawman' funds."

"Ben Carson spoke of a 'nut of the mind' where hated memories are stored."

"Donald Trump threatened via Twitter to arrest actor Alec Baldwin for sedition."

"Watch Night church services began in 1862 with blacks awaiting the enactment of the Emancipation Proclamation of New Year's Day, 1863."

"Facebook users can receive a Bed Bath & Beyond coupon in exchange for sharing a post or taking a survey."

"A list authored by Roman statesman Cicero describes 'the situation during his lifetime.'"

"Photograph shows a patient who received a severe penile burn from urinating on an electric fence."

"Hillary Clinton said that Democratic voters are 'stupid' and 'easy to manipulate.'"

"Police in Los Angeles discovered 19 bodies in a freezer with 'Black Lives Matter' carved into the victims' skin."

"The cast of M*A*S*H did not learn of Col. Blake's death until they were actually filming the scene in which it was announced."

"Germany released a 'historic statement' denouncing the United States."

"A photograph captures a young Barack Obama as a Black Panther party member."

"Photographs show giant mutant spiders produced by government DNA experiments in Missouri."

"A 1998 photograph shows a young Barack Obama as a member of the Black Panther Party."

"Sasha Obama crashed a Bugatti Veyron into a lake in December 2017."

"52 thoroughbred horses are destined for slaughter if adopters are not found for them soon."

"Photographs show a suspect who was decapitated by a wrought-iron fence while fleeing from police."

"Huma Abedin retained deleted e-mails of Hillary Clinton's in a folder marked 'life insurance' and cut a deal with the FBI."

"Hillary Clinton and John Podesta practice a satanic ritual known as 'spirit cooking.'"

"Scammers use debit card information gleaned during delivery of gifts to make unauthorized ATM withdrawals."

"The song 'Over the Rainbow' was written about the Jewish experience during the Holocaust, or by a survivor of the Holocaust."

"A variety of superstitions are associated with New Year's Day."

"Scammers dupe victims into paying 'security keeping fees' to receive courier parcels supposedly containing large checks or other valuables."

"A video shows a mother forcibly shaving her daughter's head as punishment for making fun of a bald cancer patient."

"The AAA offers a free nationwide towing service during the holidays for motorists who have had too much to drink."

"Hurricane Irma created a cloud formation that resembled an ominous face."

"In November 2017, the National Football League decided to end its donations to various existing charitable commitments and shifted that funding to the Black Lives Matter movement."

"Four claims document remarkable characteristics about Harvard University graduate student Sabrina Pasterski."

"H.R. 4919, passed on 8 December 2016, allows the microchipping of 'mentally disabled' citizens such as patients with autism and Alzheimer's disease."

"Animal brothels opened in Germany amidst a surge of immigration."

"The SS Cotopaxi has been discovered by the Cuban Coast Guard 90 years after it vanished in the Bermuda Triangle."

"The Talking Angela app unsafely prompts children to provide personal information about themselves."

"President Trump issued an order authorizing the U.S. Treasury to freeze the assets of two former First Families, the Obamas and Clintons."

"In August 2014, Michele Bachmann told Fox News that banning Mexican food in the United States would stop Mexicans from entering the country without documentation."

"A photograph shows a deadly 'snow snake' that has reportedly bitten and killed several people in the U.S., causing their blood to freeze."

"Wrestler John Cena died in a car accident in July 2016."

"A Naples Zoo keeper was killed while attempting to sexually assault a 12-foot long reptile."

"Irena Sendler, credited with saving 2,500 Polish Jews from the Holocaust, was a candidate for the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize but lost out to Al Gore."

"Sending cash through the U.S. mail is illegal."

"Administering three simple tests will help diagnose a stroke, and pricking a stroke victim's fingers will prevent further harm from the cerebral attack."

"Ugg boots are made from sheepskin."

"Police discovered a drug lab in the back room of a Walmart in Decatur, Alabama."

"Wikileaks released a trove of 'deep state files' in late December 2017."

"Anonymous has discovered evidence that numerous politicians have Ku Klux Klan connections."

"Large concrete arrows set on the ground guided early airmail pilots across the U.S."

"President Trump said police and firefighters make too much money in order to justify eliminating some of their tax deductions."

"UPS lost a family's $846,000 inheritance check but would only refund them the $32 shipping fee."

"A fire in a three-apartment dwelling killed black and Mexican families living there but spared a white couple because they were the only ones at work when the blaze started."

"Walmart has been adding a 'phantom charge' of $10 to shoppers' bills for 10 years."

"A continuation of 'The Office' television series is in the works at NBC."

"The Meijer supercenter chain is giving away $75 coupons to users who like and share Facebook posts."

"George Soros experienced a life-threatening cardiac condition just before Christmas 2017."

"'The Price is Right' host Bob Barker died in July 2017, after falling and hitting his head at his home."

"In the year 2018, all twelve days on which the month and day share common ordinal values falls on a Sunday."

"A 7-year-old girl was flown to China to receive breast implants for her birthday."

"The name of Boxing Day comes from the need to rid the house of empty boxes the day after Christmas"

"A cartoon from Norway depicting Donald Trump in a diaper was banned from social media."

"The Trump White House is considering resuming the use of 'negro' as a racial category."

"A baby left on a bed is smothered under coats dropped by Christmas visitors."

"Redesigned challenge coins given out by President Trump replaced the familiar 'E pluribus unum' motto with Trump's campaign slogan."

"A Washington State youth sports league is now playing soccer without the ball in order to minimize the negative effects of competition."

"A Tennessee boy died in the arms of a local man portraying Santa Claus during a hospital visit."

"Former NBA superstar won a hefty award in 2015 after filing suit against a grocery chain that used his name in an advertisement without his permission."

"Former NFL quarterback Kurt Warner married a woman who had two children, one a special needs child. "

"Rosie O'Donnell bribed two senators to vote 'no' on the GOP tax bill via Twitter."

"'Antifa' admitted to pouring concrete on train tracks causing an Amtrak train to derail."

"University of Alabama football coach Nick Saban finished third in a special Senate election in December 2017."

"An arrested Nebraska man confessed to murdering more than 30 sex offenders in a 15-year vigilante killing spree."

"The ghostly image of a boy who died in the home where Three Men and a Baby was filmed can be seen in the finished movie."

"Salt lamps, because they emit negatively charged ions, impart myriad health benefits including reduced anxiety, improved sleep, increased energy, and protection from an 'electric smog.'"

"Election officials in Alabama discovered thousands of ballots for Doug Jones that were seemingly cast by dead voters."

"Disney can legitmately claim that no one has ever died at one of their theme parks, because they always ensure that accident victims are removed from park property before being declared dead."

"Comedian Rosie O'Donnell was taken into custody by federal authorities over a controversial political tweet."

"Three poll workers in Birmingham were arrested for voter fraud in connection with the special Alabama Senate election."

"E-mails from a company's Human Resources Director document the difficulties of office holiday party planning."

"A lovelorn actor portraying one of the munchkins hanged himself on the set during the filming of The Wizard of Oz. "

"A 'Muslim terrorist' deliberately caused the crash of an Amtrak train in Washington by sabotaging the tracks."

"The actor who played Stuart Minkus on the television series Boy Meets World become the actress Chanel West Coast."

"A photograph captures a deceased Marilyn Monroe at rest in her funeral casket."

"Law enforcement's search for a prolific counterfeiter of one-dollar bills lasted ten years."

"A Harvard study proved that Apple purposely slows down its older model iPhones to coincide with device releases and to boost sales of new models."

"A group supporting President Donald Trump is making 'robocalls' threatening people who criticize him online."

"There is a faceless, semi-human monster called Slenderman who stands eight feet tall, has tentacles for arms, stalks and eats small children, and communicates telepathically with his human servants, called 'proxies.'"

"A photograph shows vintage box of fake snow decor made of the carcinogen asbestos."

"You can now order pizza from pizza vending machines."

"A test message slipped into a live mailing, resulting in prospective customers receiving letters that greeted them with the salutation 'Dear Rich Bastard.'"

"Consumers are not obligated to pay back debt that creditors have written off and sold."

"Jingle Bells was written as a Christmas song."

"In Canada, Santa's postal code is H0H 0H0."

"Psychopaths can be identified by the answer they give to a one-question test."

"NBC's long-running 'Saturday Night Live' has been cancelled due to low ratings."

"The character 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer' was created by a father to bring comfort to his daughter as her mother was dying of cancer."

"Cats have been gravely injured or killed after seeking warmth by hiding in wheel wells or under cars."

"The flight crew of the New Orleans Saints' team plane decided to 'take a knee' and refuse to fly the team to their destination in protest of players kneeling during the national anthem."

"A photograph shows a cow sitting on the hood of a car to stay warm during the winter."

"A New York City man made a million dollars selling altered Chuck E. Cheese tokens as 'Bitcoins'."

"After shaving her legs, a woman developed a life-threatening skin infection that required the removal of massive amounts of skin and muscle tissue."

"A photograph shows a holiday display depicting a homeowner trapped by a fallen ladder while installing Christmas decorations."

"Christian-owned airlines change the lights on the wings of airliners to 'celebrate Christmas' (and passengers can request other colors)."

"We investigate an assortment of claims about the 2017 tax bill and its provisions."

"A private club (the only place in the park where alcohol is served) is housed in Disneyland's New Orleans Square."

"A child dying of cancer wants you to send him cards so he can get into the Guinness World Book of Records."

"Prince said that he voted Republican because that political party knows the value of hard work."

"Filmmakers staged lemming death scenes for the Disney nature documentary White Wilderness."

"UN Peacekeepers will be sent to quell violence in Chicago."

"A real mermaid was discovered in the Oman Gulf in December 2017."

"No two snowflakes are exactly alike."

"Receipt of special 'closed' signs by Bank of America signals that U.S. banks will soon be shut down by the government for one week."

"President Obama and the FCC fined ABC for airing A Charlie Brown Christmas because it was offensive to non-Christians."

"A FedEx driver committed suicide after crashing and destroying hundreds of Christmas presents."

"A photograph shows a store advertising 'Delicious for Chanukah' hams."

"A kitten died after ingesting a chemical sprayed on a Home Depot Christmas tree."

"Use of the Facebook Messenger app requires user acceptance of many privacy-violating conditions."

"McDonald's beverages contain yucky non-food substances."

"Julia Roberts said that former First Lady Michelle Obama was not fit to clean Melania Trump's toilet."

"The Muslim mayor of Hoboken, New Jersey, banned the word 'Christmas.'"

"All of the reindeer that pull Santa's sleigh are female."

"A photograph shows Robert Mueller in Vietnam in 1969."

"An image shows a house that was saved from a fire by sprinklers."

"Statistics demonstrate that 'Islam will overwhelm Christendom unless Christians recognize the demographic realities and begin reproducing again.'"

"Social media personality Mia Khalifa insulted Federal Communications Commission chairman Ajit Pai after he messaged her on Instagram."

"Chewy.com refunded the purchase of two bags of dog food and sent flowers when a customer's two dogs died."

"The song 'The Twelve Days of Christmas' was created as a coded reference to important articles of the Christian faith."

"Donald Trump was not accused of sexual assault until he ran for President in 2016."

"The popular Chinese dish chop suey is actually American. "

"The killing of four U.S. soldiers in an October 2017 ambush by Islamic militants in Niger was far worse a debacle than the 2012 attack on U.S. diplomatic facilities in Benghazi."

"Police in Crawford County, Georgia forced local man Joe Nathan Goodwin, under threat of arrest, to cut off his own dog's head for rabies testing after police fatally shot the dog."

"A photograph shows an STD-related infection known as 'blue waffle disease.'"

"The hats for Donald Trump's campaign are manufactured in China."

"Looking for a gap between an object and its reflection is a way to distinguish two-way mirrors from ordinary mirrors."

"Three poll workers were arrested for voter fraud during Alabama's special election in December 2017."

"Various rumors about the Target chain of retail stores (see below)."

"President Donald Trump hosted the National Rifle Association at the White House on the anniversary of the Sandy Hook massacre."

"A photograph shows an overhead view of shadows cast by camels in the desert."

"Black voters in Birmingham were caught voting multiple times in thousands of cases during Alabama's special election on 12 December 2017."

"A 2006 shows Joy Behar grabbing Robin Williams' crotch."

"Roy Moore received 953 votes and Doug Jones 5,327 - in a town with just 1,867 registered voters."

"Photographs show Muslims praying in the streets of New York City."

"Keaton Jones, known for a viral video about bullying, was beaten and robbed of luxury items purchased with money raised via GoFundMe."

"The phone number of a woman who accused Donald Trump of sexually aggressive behavior matches that of a Clinton Foundation staffer."

"A U.S. surgeon who exposed 'Clinton Foundation corruption in Haiti' was found dead in his home under suspicious circumstances."

"Timberland's CEO said he doesn't want black people to wear Timberland boots."

"Statement reproduces President Obama's response regarding opposition to his veterans' health insurance plan."

"Billionaire philanthropist George Soros is 'grooming' Abdul El-Sayed, who is 'sympathetic' to the Muslim Brotherhood, to be president of the United States."

"A rogue Amazon drone attempted to deliver a bomb to the White House."

"A photograph shows a record-breaking 320-pound shrimp caught by Canadian fisherman."

"Retailers are using 'disappearing ink' on receipts to limit or enforce a strict window on returns."

"Portugal doesn't have net neutrality regulations, and is an example of what happens without such laws; for example, a Portuguese telecommunications company, MEO, is parceling out access to specific broadband apps and content on a fee-for-service basis."

"A San Diego Zoo employee was hospitalized after trying to have sex with an octopus and sustaining heavy damage to his genitalia."

"The government is eliminating a subsidy that helps diabetics acquire blood glucose test strips."

"A newly-elected Muslim Congressman took his oath of office on the Quran instead of the Bible."

"The National Football League team in Washington D.C. changed its name to Redhawks."

"Viral videos shows Ferrero Rocher chocolates crawling with maggots ."

"German and British front-line soldiers sang carols, exchanged gifts, and played soccer during a World War I Christmas truce."

"A billionaire avoided jail despite raping his infant daughter, while another man was sentenced to 50 years in jail for stealing a rack of ribs."

"A photograph shows a dog defecating on the steps of 10 Downing Street."

"A photograph shows a 'new hand sign' that is being used by teenagers to signal that they wish to buy or sell drugs."

"DNA testing companies admitted to tampering with results in order to agitate racist customers."

"Eddie Bauer clothing stores destroy and discard leftover products rather than giving them intact to charity."

"The daughter of U.S. Senator Chuck Schumer recently spoken out about her father's supposed affair with one of her high school classmates."

"Bernie Sanders wrote an essay in which a woman fantasizes about being 'raped by three men simultaneously.'"

"Vegetarians live longer than meat eaters."

"A holiday shopping flier included an anti-Semitic message."

"Pastor Joel Osteen announced that he has resigned and renounced Christianity."

"A chyron on a network news channel contained a vulgar insult against Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell."

"A tweet reproduces a 90-second long sentence from a Donald Trump speech."

"Three additives in peanut butter cups, soy lecithin, PGPR, and TBHQ, are inherently dangerous and should be avoided."

"The opening line of the Christmas carol 'God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen' means 'God make you mighty, gentlemen.'"

"Image shows a fourth-grade science quiz about 'Dinosaurs: Genesis and the Gospel' from a South Carolina school."

"The Tax Cuts and Jobs Act of 2017 calls for eliminating or severely curtailing the personal casualty deduction for losses from wildfires and other natural disasters."

"Donald Trump raped his former wife and a young woman, and his modeling agency was found to be trafficking young girls."

"'Hatchimal' bath bombs are giving children chemical burns."

"A February 2013 speech by Russian president Vladimir Putin demanded that Muslim immigrants speak Russian and conform to Russian culture."

"Left-handed people are now eligible for disability benefits under the 'Justice for Dexterously Challenged Act.'"

"The Jacksonville Jaguars filed for bankruptcy in December 2017 after NFL fans boycotted the league due to player protests."

"Female athletes competing at the Olympics are getting pregnant just so they can abort the baby and by so doing enhance their performance through hormone doping."

"The 2017 GOP tax overhaul plan includes language that attempts to codify 'fetal personhood.'"

"82-year-old William DeLisle was sentenced to death in California for shooting dead a Muslim man who was attacking him."

"Walmart temporarily sold a shirt bearing the words 'Rope. Tree. Journalist. Some Assembly Required.'"

"Facebook is barring users from posting images of nativity scenes."

"Photograph shows a Christmas card featuring a family photograph taken in jail."

"An Oregon man was jailed for collecting rainwater on his own property."

"Candy canes were created as Christian symbols representing the blood and purity of Jesus."

"President Obama issued an order banning U.S. military personnel from using the word 'Christmas.'"

"A Salvation Army official stated that homosexuals 'deserve to die.'"

"A stuntman was killed during the filming of the chariot race scene in the 1959 version of 'Ben-Hur' and that his death was left in the final cut."

"Illegal immigrants were arrested for starting the October 2017 California wildfires."

"A UFO was seen disappearing into a portal over Colorado."

"Roy Moore accuser Beverly Young Nelson 'forged' Moore's signature and inscription in her high school yearbook."

"Roy Moore's accuser was arrested and charged with falsification of a yearbook entry attributed to Moore."

"Two police officers in Georgia cumulatively killed more than 250 people and remain at large."

"Walter Reed Hospital will accept Christmas cards addressed to 'A Recovering American Soldier.'"

"The 'forestry department' urges you to lay buckets of water out for wildlife that may cross your yard while escaping a wildfire."

"Anyone who bought milk after 2003 can be compensated under the terms of a class action lawsuit."

"An elderly woman trained her 65 cats to steal items, such as jewelry, from her neighbors."

"Actor Kirk Douglas passed away four days before his 101st birthday in December 2017."

"The household plant Dieffenbachia, one of the most common indoor plants, is so poisonous it can kill a child in one minute and an adult in 15 minutes."

"Rub-on 'tattoos' of cartoon characters laced with LSD are handed out to children by unscrupulous drug dealers."

"Schoolkids are smoking and injecting crushed bedbugs to get high from a hallucinogenic substance they contain."

"Kids are rubbing Burt's Bees lip balm on their eyelids to get high."

"The purpose of the 'crash' or 'brace' position in airliners is to kill passengers quickly in the event of an crash, or to preserve their remains so as to make identification of bodies easier."

"50 dead bodies were found off the coast of Cancún in Mexico."

"You can easily identify garlic imported from China due to its lack of visible roots."

"The Palestinian National Authority has announced that it will recognize Texas as a state of Mexico."

"An increase in documented cases of people 'scromiting' (screaming while vomiting) is linked to chronic heavy marijuana use."

"A video shows Pope Francis slapping away Donald Trump's hand."

"A 29-year-old San Diego Zoo intern was arrested and charged with attempting sexually assault a gorilla."

"Woman gives birth to octopus (or lizard, frog, fish, or snake)."

"Michigan government offices provide information in Arabic and allow polygamous Muslim men to apply for public assistance benefits for up to four wives."

"Sahar Tabar has undergone 50 physical surgeries to make her face resemble that of Angelina Jolie."

"Vice President Joe Biden once said that 'the Germans' bombed Pearl Harbor."

"Photographs show images of the Pearl Harbor attack taken by a sailor in December 1941 and recently found in an old Brownie camera stored in a foot locker."

"Vintage color photograph from 1941 shows the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor."

"The nationality of Kato, the Green Hornet's valet, was abruptly changed after the beginning of World War II."

"iPhone users can access emergency services simply by tapping the Lock button of their device five times."

"Changing your Twitter profile's country setting to Germany will cause Nazi-related accounts to be blocked from view."

"The son of a Milwaukee funeral home owner constructed a 'sex doll' out of parts taken from the bodies taken to his parents' business."

"Turmeric can prevent dementia; as a result, India, whose food contains a large amount of the spice, has the lowest rates of dementia worldwide."

"Former Alabama judge Roy Moore authored a chapter in a 2011 textbook arguing that women should not hold political office"

"A photograph shows a flyer from the Elementary Teachers' Federation of Ontario for a 'LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP' inclusiveness training session."

"The numbers on a toaster indicate duration of toasting in minutes, and not a 'degree of toastiness.'"

"The 2017 tax reform bill eliminates personal deductions for state and local taxes (primary sources of public school funding), while offering tax breaks for parents who send their children to private schools."

"The billboard for Living Way Ministries in Alabama displayed a message openly supporting GOP senatorial candidate Roy Moore."

"Police in Charlottesville were issued a 'stand down' order and told to let violence happen."

"A photograph shows a protester holding a sign that says 'We must stop the war on Christmas' next to another man with a sign that reads 'All holidays matter.'"

"A U.S. serviceman wrote a poem describing a soldier's lonely night before Christmas."

"For twenty-five years, two brothers-in-law traded the same pants back and forth between them as a Christmas gift, each time finding more inventive ways to wrap them."

"Under the 2017 tax overhaul legislation currently making its way through Congress, all deductions for business-related expenses incurred by small business owners and the self-employed would be eliminated."

"Summer Zervos was paid $500,000 to fabricate her sexual harassment claim against Donald Trump."

"The company Perfect Petzzz uses real dog fur to make their products."

"One of Sylvester Stallone's first screen efforts was a starring role in a porn film."

"The Republican tax reform plan would increase the tax burden on graduate students by counting waived tuition as personal income."

"Thieves select homes to break into after Christmas by taking note of boxes curbed as trash or recycling."

"The Senate GOP tax reform bill includes a tax cut for private jet owners."

"Actor Humphrey Bogart was born on Christmas Day."

"Horrifying photographs posted on social media by a Nigerian politician depict slaves sold in Libya."

"A video shows a 10-year-old Amy Winehouse singing 'What A Difference A Day Makes.'"

"House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi said of the Affordable Care Act, in 2010: 'We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it.'"

"A photograph shows a baseball stadium repurposed as a residential neighborhood."

"New Year's is the day of the year on which the greatest number of people are killed in automobile accidents."

"A new restaurant recently opened in Japan is the first in the world to legally offer human meat to diners."

"The world's most-pierced person, Gerard Rogers, was killed while passing through a metal detector at LAX airport."

"A book titled 'Do You Want to Play with My Balls?' was published for children."

"Various restaurants around the world were shut down for serving for serving human meat."

"The arts and crafts chain Hobby Lobby does not sell Jewish holiday items at any of their stores."

"The Supreme Court ordered the Smithsonian Institution to disclose that it destroyed several giant skeletons in the early 1900s to preserve the mainstream narrative of evolution. "

"Salvation Army bell-ringers keep a portion of the monies deposited into their kettles."

"Target does not allow Salvation Army bellringers to solicit donations on stores premises."

"Director Michael Moore was accused of sexual harassment by a 16-year-old film extra."

"Famous drag queen RuPaul claimed he was groped by Donald Trump at a party in 1995."

"Certain symbols displayed on the packaging of a variety of grocery items signify that their manufacturers have paid a 'secret tax' to the Jews."

"In a dying act of defiance, Polish dancer and Holocaust victim Franceska Mann shot and killed SS officer Josef Schillinger."

"Complaints about the lack of transparency behind the creation of a bill to repeal Obamacare were hypocritical because the Democrats were just as bad when they passed Obamacare."

"The process to impeach President Trump has begun."

"The cover of Disney's 'The Little Mermaid' home video includes a phallus deliberately drawn by a disgruntled artist."

"Congress has a 'slush fund' from which it has paid $17 million to women who accused members of sexual harassment or abuse."

"Hate crime charges against four black people accused of beating a white teen were dropped."

"A 'Muslim migrant' beats up a boy on crutches in a video posted to a site in the Netherlands."

"A time-traveler using a hula hoop appears in the background of a 1939 photograph."

"Texas teenager Heaven Ray Cox is missing from her Orange County home."

"The Muslim mayor of 'Blairsville, Michigan' has outlawed Christmas within the city's limits."

"The DEA recently classified synthetic marijuana as a legally-obtainable Schedule II drug while continuing to list plant-based marijuana as a Schedule I drug with 'no currently accepted medical use.'"

"A video shows a Muslim man slapping a Christian woman."

"An unidentified flying object passes above SpaceX's Falcon-9 rocket at the same moment it explodes, suggesting the rocket's destruction was intentional."

"Jim Nabors married Rock Hudson were married to each other."

"Katie Couric banished Hillary Clinton from her set in August 2017 after Clinton used a racist word to describe President Obama."

"Tax reform plans proposed by House and Senate Republicans in November 2017 would remove the deduction for employee discounts."

"A video depicts angry Muslims in a Western mall tearing down a Christmas tree because it offended them."

"U.S. General John J. Pershing effectively discouraged Muslim terrorists in the Philippines by killing them and burying their bodies along with those of pigs."

"The fruit of the graviola tree (soursop or guyabano), or other components of the plant (A. muricata), are a viable cure for cancer."

"Burger King has 'bowed to Sharia law' and will no longer serve bacon at their restaurants."

"Muslims recently decided to celebrate the birth of the Prophet Mohammed on 24 December (Christmas Eve) in order to preempt Christmas."

"After a 1977 episode of Happy Days aired, the American Library Association reported a nationwide 500% increase in library card applications from children."

"Authorities in Kenya warned of a new outbreak of HPV that spreads through kissing and is deadlier than HIV/Aids."

"Taco Bell (or its owner) is the main financier of Alabama politician Roy Moore's Senate campaign."

"Photographs show Russian President Vladimir Putin taking a lollipop from a child."

"The Amish own 20 percent of the nation's 'puppy mills.'"

"Elizabeth Warren lives in a multi-million-dollar mansion and relied on scant Native American heritage claims to land a job at Harvard."

"A famous actor defended President Donald Trump and said that people who criticize the chief executive should leave the United States."

"The Monday after Thanksgiving is the busiest online shopping day of the year in the United States."

"Scammers trick e-mail users into opening virus-launching attachments by sending phony package delivery failure notifications."

"Mike Pence signed a bill barring same-sex couples from seeking marriage licenses in Indiana."

"The White House decided not to display a Christmas Nativity scene in 2016."

"A man named Shane Patrick Boyle died shortly after starting a GoFundMe fundraiser for insulin."

"The movie 'Brokeback Mountain' is being remade with with Margot Robbie and Emma Watson in the lead roles."

"Leonardo da Vinci's dying words were 'I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have.'"

"Canada has legalized euthanasia, enabling parents to 'kill disabled children.'"

"Photographs show Niagara Falls frozen in 1911 and 2014."

"The U.S. National Park Service is selling Trump-branded wines at Shenandoah National Park in Virginia."

"College students are petitioning to get the song 'White Christmas' banned due to racism."

"A short list of 'fun facts' distributed on the Internet accurately describes the workings of the U.S. Social Security system."

"Energy Transfer Partners CEO Kelcy Warren said 'America's freedom' would not be disrupted by 'dirty natives' engaged in a DAPL protest."

"Forwarding an e-mail message will help Amy Bruce, a 7-year-old girl dying of lung cancer and a brain tumor."

"Parking lot carjackers are placing flyers or $100 bills on the windows of automobiles, then taking the cars when drivers step out of their vehicles to remove them."

"An image shows President Trump getting a spray tan in the oval office."

"A family dog saved sleeping young children from sexual abuse by biting off an intruder's genitals."

"A letter to the editors of a local newspaper urges atheists to get out of America."

"Lemons 'kill cancer cells' and are '10,000 times stronger than chemotherapy.' "

"A photograph depicts a Salvation Army bellringer holding a sign stating the group helps people, 'just not the gays.'"

"A Noah's Ark exhibit at a Christian theme park in Kentucky was destroyed by a flood."

"A gun-toting Australian granny blew the testicles off the two men who raped her granddaughter."

"A Florida man was emasculated during an attempt to engage in sexual relations with a pit bull."

"Photographs show a small child forced to put down his dog with a handgun."

"Black Diamond Collection' Disney films on VHS are worth thousands of dollars, particularly 'Beauty and the Beast."

"The first Thanksgiving proclamation in the United States was issued by George Washington."

"ISIS called for the assassination of Barron Trump in November 2017."

"Actor Keanu Reeves stated that Hollywood elites engage in the ritual abuse of children and the practice of drinking their blood."

"The yolks of flamingo eggs are a bright pink color."

"The day after Thanksgiving in the United States, Black Friday, is the biggest shopping day of the year."

"The family of a terminally ill boy is asking people to send him Christmas cards."

"A good Samaritan warns a female driver about the armed and dangerous man hiding in the back seat of her car."

"President John F. Kennedy proclaimed that 'nobody can stop an assassination' just before he was shot and killed in 1963."

"List describes a number of amazing coincidences that can be found between the assassinations of Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy."

"A large contingent of U.S. Marine Corps helicopters were seen circling CIA headquarters."

"The term 'Black Friday' originated with the practice of selling off slaves on the day after Thanksgiving."

"By participating in a Facebook 'secret sister' gift exchange, you'll receive 36 gifts, books, or bottles of wine in exchange for one $10-15 contribution."

"The bottom drawer on an oven can be used to keep food warm."

"A trojan worm known as Koobface is 'spreading like wildfire' via Facebook."

"Authorities in Mexico have seized a massive shipment of cocaine headed towards a U.S. government facility."

"The presidential practice of pardoning a live turkey before Thanksgiving originated with President Harry Truman in 1947."

"Holiday turkey preparation provides set-up for humorous scenarios."

"Legends about the first Thanksgiving."

"President Trump ordered the execution of several turkeys pardoned by President Obama."

"A photograph shows a sleepy cheetah at a greyhound race."

"Wrestler Hulk Hogan has passed away after being shot in the head."

"Tidy Cats Lightweight brand cat litter causes breathing problems in cats."

"A photograph from the Spanish Civil War shows famed authors George Orwell and Ernest Hemingway in close proximity."

"Americans can send holiday cards to service members and veterans through the 'Holiday Mail for Heroes' program."

"California wine contains dangerous levels of arsenic."

"The California Senate voted 28-8 in favor of exempting lawmakers from the state's gun control regulations."

"A photograph shows Ryan Zinke posing with a dead elephant."

"There is verifiable evidence that a large earthquake will strike the Indian Ocean and cause a deadly tsunami before the end of 2017."

"An image showing two lynched men originated with the game 'Call of Duty: WWII.'"

"NASA has confirmed the Earth will experience 15 straight days of darkness."

"Popular R&B singer Ciara was born male."

"A new study reporting on the 2015 death of a Colorado infant claims the event was the world's first documented pot overdose."

"The photographer of the infamous Al Franken image said that the moment was staged, that Leeann Tweeden 'was playing dead,' and that 'she wanted him to 'revive' her.'"

"The Republican-sponsored Tax Cuts and Jobs Act includes a deduction benefitting golf course owners."

"A photograph showing President Obama with a man sleeping on the subway is genuine."

"A video shows a flaming tire rocketing past a car."

"Eating turkey makes people especially drowsy."

"A photograph documents Planned Parenthood founder Margaret Sanger speaking to women of the Ku Klux Klan (KKK)."

"Photographs show Donald Trump's sons, Donald Jr. and Eric, posing during a big game hunting trip."

"Charles Manson was one of the 437 applicants who tried out for The Monkees in 1965."

"A photograph shows Andre the Giant holding a 12 oz can of beer."

"Image depicts Texas church shooting suspect Devin Patrick Kelley at a Bernie Sanders rally."

"A video shows Muslims 'marching for Sharia law' in England."

"An Alabama woman claimed the Washington Post tried to pay her to come forward and make accusations of sexual abuse against Roy Moore."

"A woman was attacked in Hollywood because she was wearing a pro-Donald Trump hat."

"Cards Against Humanity purchased acres of land on the U.S.-Mexico border and retained a law firm to fight President Trump's plan to construct a border wall."

"Ronald Reagan said he felt like he was shaking the President's hand when he met Donald Trump."

"A study proved e-cigarette use (or vaping) leads to an incurable condition known as 'popcorn lung.'"

"A photograph shows a group of deported veterans in the Mexican border city of Ciudad Juárez."

"Photograph shows Hillary Clinton shaking hands with Osama bin Laden."

"President Trump abruptly closed the Dogs for Wounded Warriors program."

"A video shows a marijuana grower hiding from law enforcement officers in a corner."

"Seven 'key witnesses' to the 1 October 2017 mass shooting in Las Vegas have suspiciously died in a cover-up."

"Pouring Coca-Cola onto a piece of raw pork will cause worms to come crawling out of the meat."

"In 1970, the Oregon Department of Transportation attempted to dispose of a whale carcass by blowing it up."

"Eating six or seven bananas at once can result in death from a lethal potassium overdose."

"U.S. Senate candidate from Alabama Roy Moore said that a practicing Muslim should not be allowed to serve in Congress by reason of his faith."

"The California NAACP is seeking to replace 'The Star-Spangled Banner' as the national anthem of the United States due to concerns over its racist overtones and history."

"Pokémon Go developer Niantic is working on a Harry Potter version of the hugely popular augmented-reality game."

"Adolf Hitler was a 'leftist' who stated that Nazis 'are socialists and mortal enemies of the present capitalist economic system.'"

"An angry mob in Saudi Arabia beheaded 'Sophia,' a robot recently awarded citizenship."

"Actor Harry Shearer announced in November 2017 that he was leaving 'The Simpsons.'"

"A picture shows Vice President Joe Biden groping Stephanie Carter, wife of former Defense Secretary Ash Carter, during a government ceremony."

"Medical research has established a causative link between root canals and cancer mortality."

"Former NBA superstar Michael Jordan has died in his sleep of a heart attack."

"Law enforcement agencies recommend that people wash the handle on shopping carts before using them to avoid potential exposure to fentanyl."

"Letter from airline pilot describes a flight on which the remains of a fallen U.S. soldier were carried."

"A photograph depicts last surviving veteran of a WWII battle group marching alone and crying in a Memorial Day parade."

"A tradition of celebrating Veterans Day with ravioli dinners was initiated by President Woodrow Wilson in 1919."

"Hoboken Mayor Ravi Bhalla promised to 'glorify Islam' after being elected."

"President Donald Trump called Philippines lawmaker Antonio Trillanes IV a 'little narco'."

"The Southern Baptist Convention has offered to pay for the funeral costs of any victim of the Sutherland Springs, Texas mass shooting."

"A man arrested for insider trading attributed his financial success to time travel."

"Restaurant chains are offering free meals to U.S. military personnel in conjunction with Veterans Day."

"Danica Roem is the first trans state legislator in the U.S."

"President Trump signed legislation in 2017 forbidding the playing of Christmas music before Thanksgiving."

"Code Pink member Desiree Fairooz was prosecuted for disorderly conduct after she laughed during Attorney General Jeff Sessions's confirmation hearing."

"In a November 2017 interview, Ivanka Trump 'scolded poor parents for not investing in food.'"

"News accounts report children receiving tainted Halloween candy."

"A video shows Prime Minister Shinzo Abe rolling down a golf bunker."

"A Planned Parenthood employee was arrested for using tissue from aborted fetuses as Halloween decorations."

"An anti-masturbation mascot named Fappy the Dolphin was arrested for swimming naked with dolphins at a SeaWorld park."

"Store cashiers commonly steal from customers by secretly initiating cash back requests and then pocketing the money."

"A new product allows people to perform laser surgery on their own eyes at home."

"Lobbyist Tony Podesta has been arrested by United States Marshals in relation to Special Counsel Bob Mueller's Russia probe."

"All of the patients in the intensive care unit of a Puerto Rican hospital were killed by Hurricane Maria."

"Marshalls employees in Puerto Rico are still being paid despite the damage to stores there caused by Hurricane Maria."

"A man working as Santa Claus in a Wisconsin mall beat up a child molester after a child confided that her stepfather had been 'touching' her."

"Snapchat, a popular messaging service, announced in November 2017 that it is being closed down by the end of the year."

"A New Jersey man named Michael Lombardi killed a hibernating bear."

"A photograph shows an owl experiencing an orgasm."

"Photographs show the figure of an astronaut carved into the wall of a 12th century Spanish cathedral."

"A photograph shows former Senator Robert Byrd wearing Ku Klux Klan robes."

"A young girl disconnected her grandfather's life support in order to charge her mobile phone."

"The Texas church shooter was an atheist and was also on the payroll of the Democratic National Committee."

"A Baltimore woman who leaked the imminent indictment of Roger Clinton, Jr. was found murdered."

"We investigated a number of hoaxes, rumors, and conspiracy theories associated with a mass shooting in Sutherland Springs, Texas on 5 November 2017."

"The gunman in a November 2017 mass shooting in Sutherland Springs, Texas was identified as a Muslim convert named 'Samir Al-Hajeed.'"

"Photograph shows President Bush holding a telephone to his ear upside-down."

"According to a study published in The New England Journal of Medicine, 'ogling women's breasts is good for a man's health.'"

"$4 million and 2 dead bodies found in Democrat mayor's storage unit."

"'President Barack Obama repeatedly failed to express America's solidarity with the Iranian protesters' in 2009."

"Look at the jobs numbers that were just released last week - manufacturing is roaring back."

"Man arrested after police find 19 white female bodies in freezers with 'Black Lives Matter' carved into skin."

"Morgan Freeman: 'Jailing Hillary' Best Way To 'Restore Public Faith In Govt'"

"There is up to at least a $1.3 trillion tax break for corporations unpaid for."

"Late Night Raid On Michigan Mosque Nets 11 ISIS Terrorists and More Than 40 Vests."

"Claimed foreign-born residents in the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program 'could be 40 years old, 41 years old.'"

"Sen. Richard Durbin has a history of misrepresenting what happens in White House meetings."

"Trump approval ratings with Black Americans has doubled."

"Mexico is 'now rated the number one most dangerous country in the world.'"

"Denzel Washington said Barack Obama was a 'Criminal-In-Chief.'"

"Charles Schumer Received $500k Donation From Pro-Illegal Alien Group Just Before Vote."

"Getting rid of the filibuster 'would be the end of the Senate as it was originally devised and created going back to our Founding Fathers.'"

"Trump Orders to Remove Obama Highway Name and Put This New Highway Name."

"George Soros Paid 3 Democrats Millions To Vote For Shutdown."

"Said he is 'very proud' that 'on my watch' there are 'more women in the workforce today than ever before.'"

"Actress Demi Moore: 'I do not want Trump supporters for fans.'"

"Supreme Court: 'Public schools in this country will NOT teach the tenets of Islam.'"

"Because of my policies, Black Unemployment has just been reported to be at the LOWEST RATE EVER RECORDED!"

"Singer Dolly Parton: 'Trump in one year is already better than 16 years of Bush, Obama put together.'"

"The ice caps were going to melt, they were going to be gone by now, but now they're setting records, so OK, they're at a record level."

"Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke posed with an elephant he shot."

"Hillary Clinton lied many times to the FBI."

"The Clinton Foundation doesn't exist anymore."

"Sharia law now legal in all 50 states."

"The National Science Foundation 'provides financial support to more than twice as many graduate students in the social and behavioral sciences as in computer science, mathematics or material science.'"

"Roy Moore, who has been accused of sexual misconduct with teenage girls, is running for the U.S. Senate in Alabama 'with the full support of his party.'"

"Kevin Bacon: 'We are blessed to have Donald Trump as our president.'"

"The lyrics to the 1966 Batman TV series theme song were produced by brass instruments, not human voices."

"A photograph shows a panda-shaped solar farm in China."

"A coloring crayon can be used as a candle for a short time in an emergency."

"Star football player Brian Banks was convicted of raping a woman who confessed on Facebook that she fabricated her accusation -- after he served six years in prison."

"Called the Diversity Immigrant Visa Program 'a Chuck Schumer beauty.'"

"'Love bugs' are the result of a genetic experiment gone wrong at the University of Florida."

"Hillary Clinton died suddenly of a previously unknown medical condition."

"Cargo lost in the Titanic's sinking led to the creation of the Cinco de Mayo observance."

"The Cinco de Mayo holiday is a celebration of Mexico's achieving independence from Spain."

"'Sliders' steal women's purses from cars while their owners are busy pumping gas."

"Images show a number of mutant sharks with two heads."

"Muslim judge rules Muslim man can marry 9-year-old girl in Montana."

"President Trump intends to nominate Dr. Oz to the Presidential Council on Sport, Fitness and Nutrition."

"A woman named Cassidy Boon is suing the man who saved her from drowning, claiming he raped her."

"Texas church shooter was antifa member who vowed to start civil war."

"A photo opportunity involving a bear and a honey-smeared child resulted in a terrible mauling."

"Carrie Fisher contributed script revisions during the filming of 'The Empire Strikes Back'"

"Broward County Sheriff's Deputy Jason Fitzsimons died suspiciously after posting a photograph criticizing Parkland shooting survivor David Hogg."

"'Star Wars: Rogue One' was re-shot to add an anti-Trump scene."

"Princess Leia's 'hair buns' in Star Wars were inspired by those of a Mexican revolutionary."

"Newly elected Muslim mayor just abolished Christmas in Hoboken, New Jersey."

"A photograph shows actor James Earl Jones dressed as Darth Vader alongside 'Star Wars' stars Mark Hamill, Anthony Daniels, and Kenny Baker."

"The web site Genpets.com sells mass-produced, bioengineered pets."

"Trump abruptly shuts down dogs for wounded warriors program, leaving vets high and dry on Veterans Day."

"'Star Wars' movies will be filmed in several small, off-the-beaten-path towns across America."

"The Trump-Republican tax plan delivers a huge tax cut to millionaires, billionaires and wealthy corporations. And the middle class gets stuck with the tab."

"A Star Wars trading card was altered to depict the droid C-3P0 with an oversized penis."

"'Beetlejuice 2,' a sequel to the 1988 comedy horror film, is coming to theaters soon."

"A vintage photograph shows a common workplace item from the 1960s: A whisky vending machine."

"Oklahoma passed legislation making it legal for agencies to refuse adoptions involving LGBT parents."

"A provision of the Senate tax bill eliminating the penalty for not buying health insurance would have 'no impact on anyone' who buys coverage on the Affordable Care Act exchanges."

"U.S. President Donald Trump has been awarded the 2018 Nobel Peace Prize."

"A set of images show a congenital anomaly that resulted in an a hand with eight fingers."

"FDA ANNOUNCED THAT VACCINES ARE CAUSING AUTISM! Is this true?"

"An exorcism in 1988 saved a house from destruction during Hurricane Ike in 2008."

"Passing the Senate's Bipartisan Health Care Stabilization Act and the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act would result in 'net lower premiums' for health insurance."

"Baby left in a high chair to await the coming of the sitter is discovered dead by the vacationing parents when they return weeks later."

"Hillary Clinton was killed while on a hunting expedition with 'some of Washington's elite.'"

"We provide tax relief at every level under the House tax reform plan that we passed."

"A recall was issued for Bumble Bee Tuna after human remains were found in the product."

"Canada legalizes euthanasia for parents to kill their disabled kids."

"A 'Muslim figure' threatened to leave the U.S. unless they were provided pork-free menus."

"The Republican tax plans are 'going to be a job-killer.'"

"Karl Rove wrote an item known as 'Tactics for Effective Conservative Blogging.'"

"Muslim migrant beats up Dutch boy on crutches!"

"Researchers have found a simple cure for cancer, but major pharmaceutical companies are not interested because it isn't patentable."

"Photograph shows a newborn baby clutching an IUD in his hand."

"Actor Samuel L. Jackson tweeted a lament about overpaid 'modern mumble' rap artists and underpaid teachers."

"The Republican tax plan in Congress 'is going to cost me a fortune' in higher taxes."

"A convicted pedophile rapist was caught using a clown costume to hide in a child's room."

"The National Rifle Association banned attendees from carrying firearms into their '2018 Leadership Forum' in Dallas, Texas."

"President Obama has cancelled the National Day of Prayer."

"An optical illusion allows a 3D arrow to appear as if it is always pointing in the same direction (with its mirror reflection showing the opposite direction), even when it is rotated 180 degrees."

"A scientific study shows the death of Alfie Evans was caused by aluminum additives in vaccines."

"A hot microphone picked up President Obama telling Russian President Dmitri Medvedev he would have more flexibility to negotiate on issues like missile defense after the 2012 election."

"A meme purporting to include an image of a Honduran asylum seeker and 'caravan' member named Susana González shows the first woman to be granted asylum in the United States in that group."

"Republican candidate for U.S. Senate in California, Patrick Little, has expressed anti-semitic views, including calling for a United States 'free from Jews.'"

"Sen. Bob Corker 'gave us the Iran Deal.'"

"People who smell the perfume 'Lovely' are killed either instantly or within three days."

"A photograph shows an insect spy drone that can take photographs and DNA samples."

"The CDC quietly removed pages from their web site that admitted a link between Simian Virus 40 (SV40), the polio vaccine, and cancer."

"Teamsters' strike in Puerto Rico slowed relief after Hurricane Maria."

"A student came up with a clever proof and pithy saying in response to an exam question about the physical properties of Hell."

"Actor Morgan Freeman said that jailing former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is the best way to restore public faith in the United States government."

"Says the GOP plan raises 'middle class' taxes by $470 billion."

"Former president George H.W. Bush has passed away at age 93."

"President Trump Signs Executive Order Stripping NFL Of 'Non-Profit' Status"

"Bill Gates has openly admitted that vaccinations are designed so that governments can depopulate the world."

"Congresswoman turned pundit Michele Bachmann said 'Kanye is right ... slavery was a choice.'"

"Liberals at the University of Texas called for masculinity to be designated a mental illness"

"Iran 'has committed multiple violations' of the nuclear deal, specifically on heavy water limits, military inspections and advanced centrifuges."

"Hillary Clinton was killed when she was hit by an out-of-control truck."

"Singer Katy Perry advised her fans to 'add praying to Satan to your bucket list.'"

"Seahawks player 'was captured on camera burning an American flag.'"

"Harriet Tubman said: 'I freed a thousand slaves. I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves.'"

"San Juan City Council votes unanimously to impeach Trump-hating mayor."

"Johnny Carson made a risqué remark to a starlet who appeared on the Tonight Show with a cat on her lap."

"Said 'more than 30 million' small businesses get 'a 40 percent cut' in their tax rate."

"A Kentucky business owner found out he had been paying the electric bills of an Ohio River bridge, in addition to his own, for five months."

"Israel fired a tactical nuclear weapon at an Iranian base in Syria in late April 2018."

"Denied he ever called Social Security a 'Ponzi scheme.'"

"Over 500 members of a caravan of asylum seekers traveling through Mexico to the U.S. border at San Diego were arrested in possession of suicide belts."

"A nineteenth-century British man named Edward Mordrake (also spelled 'Mordake') was born with a rare medical condition in the form of a extra face on the back of his head."

"A man using the screen name 'DreamWeaverGrey' is luring women to their deaths over the Internet."

"Lobbyist Ed Gillespie Fought to give billions to Wall Street Banks."

"Paul Ryan nominated televangelist Joel Osteen as the new House Chaplain."

"A second Broward County sheriff's deputy died suspiciously after 'exposing' the mass school shooting in Parkland, Florida."

"Hillary Clinton was accidentally killed during the filming of a documentary about her."

"Hillary Clinton was killed during an FBI raid on the Clintons' New York home."

"Democratic obstruction is the reason why President Trump has had far fewer nominees confirmed compared with his predecessors."

"A photograph shows a hearse being towed away in the middle of a funeral procession."

"Cell phone users must register their numbers with the national 'Do Not Call' directory by a given deadline to prevent their cell phone numbers from being released to telemarketers."

"Now all Americans will be microchipped on the will of police."

"A reporter who was found dead mailed her lawyer a recording 'to be played if anything happens to her.'"

"On Facebook, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders proudly embraced an unflattering comparison to Aunt Lydia from the Handmaid's Tale."

"BREAKING: 2 Democrat Congressmen On ISIS Payroll Arrested For Treason."

"Mike Huckabee tweeted that the White House Correspondents Dinner 'celebrated bullying' after inviting people to watch his own show unless they lacked a 'sense of humor.'"

"Parents in California are not allowed to pull their children out of sexual education classes."

"In April 2018, Barack Obama and George W. Bush criticized rapper Kanye West on Twitter."

"A newspaper article from 2015 reported that comedian Michelle Wolf had been arrested for bestiality"

"Planned Parenthood issued a statement in defense of Bill Cosby after the comedian was convicted of felony sexual assault."

"Comedy Central fired Michelle Wolf and issued an apology after the comedian's appearance at the 2018 White House Correspondents Dinner."

"A photograph shows a remarkable sunset over Moscow."

"'Few people at the Trump campaign knew the young, low level volunteer named George' Papadopoulos."

"President B. Lyndon Johnson once said, 'I'll have those niggers voting Democratic for 200 years.'"

"Every cell in the human body is replaced every seven years."

"Black Lives Matter THUGS Blocking Emergency Crews From Reaching Hurricane Victims."

"Actress Allison Mack confessed that she sold children to the Rothschilds and Clintons."

"Katie Couric canceled an interview with Hillary Clinton because Clinton called former President Obama a racial slur."

"Assembly Bill 2943 would prohibit the sale of Bibles in California."

"Those in the Deferred Action on Childhood Arrivals program are 'mostly-adult illegal aliens.'"

"A photograph shows Hillary Clinton with former Ku Klux Klan member Robert Byrd."

"Unsuspecting phone customers are gulled into placing calls to area codes in the Caribbean that result in hefty charges."

"Most economists believe that over 70 percent of corporate taxes are paid for by the workers."

"Hulu cancelled plans to stream comedian Michelle Wolf's standup special after her appearance at the 2018 White House Correspondents Dinner."

"Sarah Palin said Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 may have disappeared 'because it mistakenly flew too high and ended up in heaven.'"

"Clinton Foundations sic Sends Water To Houston For $7 A Bottle."

"Photograph depicts the removal of Bill Cosby's Hollywood 'Walk of Fame' Star."

"Swedish-born producer DJ Avicii died under suspicious circumstances while he was trying to use music videos to expose a pedophile ring"

"Parkland mass shooting survivor Emma González admitted to bullying a former student who later killed seventeen people."

"There is 'proof' that a U.S. Senate race in New Hampshire 'was likely changed through voter fraud on November 8, 2016.'"

"Passengers on an airliner diverted to Cuba thought the hijacking was a Candid Camera stunt due to the coincidental presence of the show's host, Allen Funt."

"President Donald Trump's deal with Democratic leaders 'basically freezes last year's funding in place, which is a cut of $52 billion' in the defense budget."

"The NRA banned the carrying of guns at their own national convention."

"Comedian Bill Cosby committed suicide after he was charged and convicted of sexual assault."

"University Will Give Black Students Free Tuition As Apology For Slavery"

"During a trip to North Vietnam, Jane Fonda turned smuggled messages from U.S. POWs over to their captors."

"A law passed in Texas would ban non-Christians from adopting children."

"Charles Krathammer wrote an op-ed which argues that U.S. President Donald Trump is not a Republican or a Democrat, but a pragmatist."

"Hillary Clinton used a hammer to smash her mobile phone during an FBI investigation."

"CFL light bulbs are dangerous compared to conventional incandescent bulbs because they emit higher levels of radiation."

"Popular cereals (including Lucky Charms and Cheerios) contain 'paint thinner' and pose a danger to children."

"A man received a $153,000 hospital bill after a bite he sustained from a rattlesnake that he was attempting to take a selfie with."

"Rep. Mike Kennedy claimed that access to hospitals kills at least a million Americans per year."

"A Russian man locked his head in a cage in an attempt to stop smoking."

"Merriam-Webster changed its dictionary definition of 'fascism' in 1987, to censor links between its new corporate owner and fascists."

"Ralph Northam 'helped lead' a state agency 'that gave $1.4 million to a Chinese company' that 'ripped off' taxpayers."

"In just over a year, more than sixty holistic health practitioners have died suspicious deaths, and the media refuses to acknowledge that these deaths might be linked."

"BREAKING: American Judge Just Banned Sharia Law In All 50 States."

"Dead Kennedys frontman Jello Biafra was sued by his bandmates because he didn't want one of their songs used in a Levi's commercial."

"The world is starting to respect the United States of America again."

"A meme shows President Obama awarding the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Bill Clinton, Anthony Weiner, Bill Cosby, and Harvey Weinstein."

"Virginia Lt. Gov. Ralph Northam was the 'deciding vote' in 'favor of sanctuary cities that let dangerous illegal immigrants back on the streets.'"

"A video shows a group of camels swimming through the sea."

"Experiment proves water that has been boiled in a microwave oven is harmful to plants."

"Farmers' heirs 'can't pay the estate tax, so they have to sell the farm.'"

"The body of a notorious pedophile was found dumped on the doorstep of the British Parliament building."

"A photograph shows an x-ray of a 900-pound man."

"The United States has approved plans to crossbreed animals and humans."

"BREAKING: NFL Fines Pittsburgh Steelers $1m Each For Skipping National Anthem"

"The restaurant chain formerly known as 'Kentucky Fried Chicken' changed its name to KFC to eliminate the word 'fried' from its title."

"President Obama left 'us with more Superfund sites than when he came in.'"

"We fact-check a popular meme outlining the purported benefits of living in Sweden."

"Police in Seattle took a man's gun away from him without a warrant."

"Photographs show a velvet cow killer ant."

"United States citizens have the right to resist unlawful arrest."

"Fruit must be eaten on an empty stomach in order for the body to absorb it properly."

"Munilla Construction Management, the construction firm that built the bridge at Florida International University that collapsed in March 2018, is an all-female company."

"Rectal thermometers are 'personally tested' in the very same way that consumers use them."

"A new 'super' antenna called Octa Air is a legitimate replacement for cable that can provide customers with 100s of free HDTV channels."

"A photograph shows a giant manta ray, or devil fish, that was caught in 1933."

"A video shows a levitating car developed by Volkswagen in China."

"Parents should be extra careful with their children during the annual 'Alice Day' or 'Pedophilia Pride Day' celebration on April 25."

"Dustin Diamond (aka 'Screech') was charged with second-degree murder after stabbing a man at a bar."

"While a college student, Albert Einstein humiliated an atheist professor by using the 'Evil is the absence of God' argument on him."

"A DNA test confirmed that actor Bryshere Y. Gray is the biological son of rap mogu Jay-Z."

"Mike Huckabee created a handy guide to identifying a secret homosexual handshake."

"UK prime minister Theresa May has reminded parents that their children are owned by the state."

"President Donald Trump was using an anti-Semitic slur when he called NBC host Chuck Todd 'sleepy eyes.'"

"The European Scientific Journal, a peer-reviewed academic publication, concluded that the collapse of the Twin Towers and World Trade Center Building 7 on 11 September 2001 was the result of a controlled demolition."

"A video shows a man riding a motorcycle over Lake Como."

"Maine's House Democrats voted to allow female genital mutilation."

"A meme presents accurately describes Japan's healthcare and health insurance system."

"Anthropologist Jane Goodall likened Donald Trump's actions to primates engaging in dominance behavior."

"President Donald Trump was labeled as either the best or the worst president ever on the cover of 'Time' magazine."

"We fact-check a series of claims about gun control and gun violence in the United States."

"A rapist may sue a victim for custody of a child in 31 states, but in no states may victims seek child support from rapists."

"YETI told the NRA the brand no longer wishes to do business with the organization, demonstrating that YETI does not support the Second Amendment."

"We fact-check a series of claims about gun control and gun violence in the United States."

"The folding of a U.S. flag traditionally incorporates thirteen separate folds because each of the folds has a special meaning."

"A photograph shows eight rainbows over Lehigh, Pennsylvania."

"Michael Cohen, personal attorney for President Donald Trump, advertised his services as 'The Fixer' in New York City subway ads in April 2018."

"A video shows an ice fisherman getting eaten by an orca."

"The Wall Street Journal ran Donald Trump stories with opposing headlines on the same day."

"Planned Parenthood is spending $30 million in taxpayer subsidies to influence the outcome of the 2018 midterm elections."

"A video captured an unwitting beachgoer being snatched by a killer whale."

"President Obama trademarked the name 'Obamacare' and receives royalties every time the term is used."

"A phony carpark attendant collected parking fees outside the Bristol Zoo for over twenty years."

"A Democratic candidate for Ohio governor revealed he received $20,000 from a pro-Assad group."

"A 101-year-old Italian woman gave birth after an ovarian transplant."

"One of Vice President Mike Pence's older brothers, Ed Pence, is an executive at Cummins Inc., a company that manufactures engines for the Russian military and has also used lobbying firms connected with Paul Manafort, indicating that Mike Pence may have compromising ties to Russia."

"Jimi Hendrix was dropped as an opening act from a Monkees tour because the Daughters of the American Revolution complained that his stage act was 'too erotic.'"

"A npedophile was found dead in his prison cell after his testicles were removed and his injuries went untreated."

"A man spat at a young Marine holding the door open for him because the American people no longer support the military."

"A photograph shows the phrase 'Hail Satan' printed on the bottom of a cup from the In-N-Out Burger chain."

"The royal family's official town crier announced the birth of Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge's third child."

"A 14-year-old boy named Devon Ward is missing from his Horseheads, New York, home."

"The government forced KFC to stop using the word 'chicken' in their name because they serve meat derived from mutant animals."

"President Obama opted to skip Nancy Reagan's funeral in order to 'party' at an 'entertainment festival.'"

"Photograph shows crates in which calves are kept immobilized for six weeks before they are slaughtered for veal."

"The date of Earth Day was chosen as April 22 by the Unicorn Killer to coincide with Vladimir Lenin's birthday."

"Deputy Scott Wood was shot by black convenience store robbers, and the incident was not widely reported in the national media."

"Photographs show watermelons that have been grown in such a way as to force them into square shapes."

"A photograph shows Hillary Clinton in blackface and Bill Clinton dressed as a hillbilly."

"A video report from the BBC stated that a nuclear war had started between NATO and Russia."

"Former FBI director James Comey benefited financially from the Clinton Foundation and was therefore biased when he investigated Hillary Clinton's e-mail scandal."

"A photograph shows a mysterious 7-foot creature that has been terrorizing a village in Argentina."

"Fox News Channel host Tucker Carlson succumbed to injuries from an automobile accident."

"President Donald Trump was 'ordered' by the Bush family not to attend former first lady Barbara Bush's funeral."

"Hillary Clinton suggested during a 2013 speech that she would like to see Donald Trump run for President."

"Starbucks offered coupons exclusively to customers of 'African-American heritage.'"

"All child support in the U.S. will end on 11 June 2018."

"Living turtles and fish have been packaged in plastic bags and sold as souvenir keyrings in China."

"A photograph shows President Obama posing next to a 69 or 420 mile marker."

"Michigan lawmakers proposed a bill to mark immigrants' licenses with a yellow star."

"The fashion of sagging one's pants was born of a prison mode of signaling sexual availability."

"Exposure to secondhand marijuana smoke will get you high and potentially show up in a drug test."

"A contestant on 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' needed audience assistance in defining 'horsepower,' as opposed to 'llamathrust' and 'zebraforce.'"

"The term '420' entered drug parlance as a term signifying the time to light up a joint."

"Photographs show a 'new killer insect' that is able to spread a skin-altering virus when touched."

"On 20 April 2018, a Green Moon will appear in the sky, a rare event that only occurs every 420 years."

"Hillary Clinton was fired from the House Judiciary Committee's Watergate investigation by Chief Counsel Jerry Zeifman."

"Kawhi Leonard said that he refused to play for the San Antonio Spurs because of coach Gregg Popovich's anti-Trump comments."

"A series of images 'prove' that the White Helmets 'staged' a chemical attack in Syria."

"Former first daughter Malia Obama founded a website intended to discredit President Donald Trump."

"Hillary Clinton used taxpayer dollars to found a website intended to discredit President Donald Trump."

"Pampers Dry Max diapers commonly cause severe diaper rash and chemical burns on infants."

"A business posted a notice announcing that they would 'rather do business with 1,000 terrorists than with one Jew.'"

"NASA admitted to dosing Americans with airborne lithium."

"Samuel Beckett used to drive a teenaged André the Giant to school when they lived in a small French village."

"Albert Einstein said 'World War IV would be fought with sticks and stones.'"

"The U.S. has several million more registered voters than eligible, voting-age adults."

"George Soros said 'I've made my life's mission to destroy the United States. I hate this country and I hate all of the people in it.'"

"Mark Zuckerberg announced in a video that he was shutting down Facebook."

"A group of former General Motors workers furtively produced 1957 Chevrolet automobiles on their own for ten years."

"Guido Menzio, an Italian economist, was removed from a plane because a fellow passenger thought the math problems he was working on looked suspicious."

"In April 2018, Suge Knight was stabbed to death in prison."

"Starbucks refused free product to Marines serving in Iraq, saying the company didn't support the war or anyone taking part in it."

"Photograph shows Barack Obama carrying the book The Post-American World, 'a Muslim's view of a defeated America.'"

"Earthquakes are most likely to happen when the weather is hot and dry."

"A Centers for Disease Control and Prevention doctor said the flu vaccine is causing the deadly flu epidemic."

"A popular teen YouTuber planning a 'live on-camera abortion' to raise Bitcoin donations for Planned Parenthood."

"Disney/Pixar announced the upcoming release of 'Boo' (a sequel to 'Monsters, Inc.') in July 2020."

"A teenaged Laura Bush caused the death of a classmate in an automobile accident."

"A WhatsApp video known as 'Martinelli' spreads malware that irreparably hacks your cell phone."

"WhatsApp Gold is a premium service offered by WhatsApp."

"Bill Nye tweeted to ask if a person was 'made of copper, nitrogen, terbium, and silver.'"

"Michigan is about to sell 100 million gallons of groundwater to Nestlé for $200."

"Donald Trump proclaimed during the first presidential debate of 2016 that not paying federal taxes made him 'smart.'"

"Payment of U.S. federal income taxes is voluntary."

"A video shows a Vermont State Trooper's being attacked by a group of children on a school bus."

"Thomas Jefferson wrote that 'the strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms' is to 'protect themselves against tyranny in government.'"

"A new study published in the Lancet has officially declared that fluoride is a neurotoxin."

"Article 54 of Obamacare stipulates 30 percent of seniors' social security payments will be 'diverted' to pay for insurance for undocumented immigrants as of 1 May 2018."

"A video shows a real dragon that fell from the sky in Tibet."

"In a leaked e-mail, Hillary Clinton said 'we must destroy Syria for Israel.'"

"Donald Trump leveled the same criticisms against President Barack Obama over Syrian strikes that were later used against him."

"Authorities have deleted court records and online references to former United States Attorney Lisa Barsoomian, as part of a 'deep state' conspiracy."

"The racist Ku Klux Klan is tax-exempt by the Internal Revenue Service as a religious organization."

"Former first lady Barbara Bush said that Hurricane Katrina refugees being housed in the Houston Astrodome were 'underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them.'"

"The car crash that killed Jayne Mansfield also decapitated her."

"Technical glitch on CNN web site revealed obituaries for several famous but not-yet-dead people."

"A video clip shows martial arts star Bruce Lee expertly playing ping-pong using nunchaku rather than a paddle."

"The Coriolis force determines which direction water spirals down drains and toilets in different hemispheres."

"Baseball player Jackie Robinson said, 'I cannot stand and sing the anthem. I cannot salute the flag; I know that I am a black man in a white world.'"

"A photograph depicts a young woman's revealing (and highly inappropriate) high school prom dress."

"A video shows a Boeing 737 Max plane taking off at a 90-degree angle."

"Vice President Mike Pence was in the White House Situation Room while the U.S. carried out a strike against Syria."

"Text transcribes a press conference given by actor and former Marine R. Lee Ermey."

"Information shared with other agencies by the U.S. Census Bureau helped the government target Japanese Americans for relocation and internment during World War II."

"Anna Mae Dickinson survived a variety of infamous tragedies, including the sinking of the Titanic, the Hindenburg explosion, and the 9/11 terrorist attacks."

"Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor have agreed to fight a rematch, to be fought under modified mixed martial arts rules."

"Tilapia is a boneless, skinless, 'mutant' fish that is full of cancer-causing dioxins, is worse to eat than bacon or hamburger, and is killing our families."

"A photograph shows serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer standing next to an ice bong."

"The United States is deporting military veterans."

"Fortnite Games announced on Twitter that it is ending 'Battle Royale' due to a copyright infringement lawsuit from a competitor."

"A bigoted and obnoxious airline passenger demanding special treatment gets more than he bargained for."

"Account reports instances of customers being cheated by malfunctioning gas pumps."

"Two photographs of the earth taken by NASA in 1978 and 2012 document the dramatic effects of deforestation in North America."

"California governor Jerry Brown will release 10,000 convicted sex offenders following a judge's ruling."

"Photographs show an infant Egyptian girl with a second head."

"Jill Stein endorsed Donald Trump for President."

"Restroom hand dryers spread disease by blowing germs and bacteria around."

"Former FBI Director James Comey sent a tweet about the 'pee tape' shortly after getting fired."

"In November 2017, Pope Francis called for the right to marry for Catholic priests."

"A student was forced to remove his 'Help 4 Heroes' wristband because it might offend Muslims."

"A photograph shows a dead sperm whale that washed ashore after swallowing 64 pounds of plastic debris and other trash."

"Marjory Stoneman Douglas student David Hogg was caught lying about being on campus during a February 2018 school shooting when he told CBS that he had to get on his bicycle and ride to school."

"Ordinary use of canola oil is dangerous to consumers."

"Secret flights whisked bin Laden family members and Saudi nationals out of the U.S. immediately after September 11 while a general ban on air travel was still in effect, and before the FBI had any opportunity to question any of the passengers."

"Facebook is removing the share button from 'pro-Trump posts.'"

"Eating farm-raised tilapia and other fish from China is dangerous."

"Parent's Choice diapers are causing small children to suffer chemical burns."

"Cancer is caused by a deficiency of vitamin 'B17,' a condition that can be remedied with nutritional supplements."

"The World Health Organization has declared that medical marijuana has no health risks."

"Principal Muhammad Al-Salad implemented a Halal menu at an elementary school in West Virginia."

"In 1999, Donald Trump lobbied against mandatory sprinklers for apartment buildings in New York, including his own Trump Tower."

"A Russian woman was embalmed alive due to the intravenous administration of formalin."

"An image shows a group of liberals in the U.S. protesting Donald Trump."

"A Huntley and Palmers biscuit tin included risqué images on its lid."

"Jamie Allman tweeted about sodomizing Parkland shooting survivor and activist David Hogg with a hot poker."

"Speech by Franklin Graham laments that the American dream ended with the re-election of Barack Obama."

"A video shows a stone capable of dissolving iron."

"Ben & Jerry's ice cream outlets are offering free cones on Tuesday, 10 April 2018."

"A CDC doctor who swarned the public that flu shots had caused a 'deadly flu epidemic' was found dead:"

"The permit for the 'March for Our Lives' rally was submitted several months before the Valentine's Day school shooting."

"Voice analysis of Buzz Aldrin and other former astronauts revealed the existence of extraterrestrials."

"People can get a free Walmart gift card by texting the word 'WALMART' to 83361."

"Pope Francis cancelled the Bible and proposed the creation of a new holy book."

"Bacteria formed on cut onions and potatoes are responsible for more food poisoning cases than spoiled mayonnaise."

"A photograph shows two daredevils playing tennis on the wings of an airplane."

"Joy Behar of 'The View' sent a crass tweet about a fatal fire in Trump Tower."

"A video shows a sunbather catching a snake moments before it bites her."

"A photograph shows Barack Obama kissing British prime minister David Cameron."

"The NAACP is calling for the removal of an historical Civil War carving from Stone Mountain, Georgia."

"An ambush near Boston recently killed 72 National Guard troops."

"Photograph shows an airplane shot down by Native Americans using wooden arrows."

"A Muslim nurse practitioner decapitated her 7-year-old son's head because of her religion."

"Former first daughter Malia Obama said white people will be 'blended out' of the population by the time she turns 30."

"Walmart is distributing free gift cards to users who click an online link."

"Marine Corps Capt. Jim Lowe was told he can't fly both an American flag and Marine Corps colors outside his home."

"The first three digits of a bar code indicate a product's country of origin."

"The United States Department of Homeland Security is planning to compile a database of journalists and bloggers."

"Facebook users are entitled to $17,500 each as compensation over a 'data breach' involving Cambridge Analytica."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger slept in a sleeping bag outside a hotel he had once opened, because staff refused to give him a free room."

"President Donald Trump insulted community colleges in a tweet, calling them '13th grade' and for 'dummys' sic."

"A 19-year-old college student in Kenya purposefully infected 324 men with human immunodeficiency virus in an act of revenge."

"An ad for the Ku Klux Klan found in a 2018 newspaper praises President Donald Trump."

"Photographs show children sent through the mail."

"A photograph shows a young boy with a rare disease after his classmates refused to wish him a happy birthday."

"The Environmental Protection Agency will ban manmade snow after dihydrogen monoxide was found."

"A video shows a group of children frightened by President Donald Trump."

"President Richard Nixon hid a time capsule in the White House containing evidence of alien life and human contact with extraterrestrials."

"An 8-year-old Yemeni girl was forced to marry a 40-year-old man and then died of vaginal injuries on their wedding night."

"Fashion CEO Michael Kors said he is tired of 'pretending to like blacks.'"

"Eleven states have banned the use of electronic cigarettes inside cars."

"Whistleblower Christopher Wylie's Facebook account was suspended after he came forward with allegations that Cambridge Analytica improperly acquired users' profile data."

"Amazon's use of the USPS for package delivery services has resulted in a severe financial loss to the Postal Service."

"William Shakespeare wrote that he 'always felt happy' because he didn't 'expect anything from anyone.'"

"Numeric PLU codes used on produce stickers identify how food products were grown."

"Several actors have kicked the bucket in front of an audience."

"Coca-Cola issued a recall of Dasani water products after a clear parasite was found in bottles across the United States."

"The Supreme Court ruled 5-3 that schools may not teach Sharia law to students."

"Singer Toni Braxton has passed away at age 50 of unknown causes."

"Actor Channing Tatum and dancer and actor Jenna Dewan announced their separation in April 2018."

"The U.S. government was sued and found culpable for the murder of Martin Luther King, Jr., but the news media refused to report it."

"David Hogg said that generations that came before his don't know what it's like to get shot at by AR-15s."

"Disney is opening a new resort and park in the Toronto Islands."

"A 'quick-thinking mom' distracted a robber by performing a sex act on him in order to allow her family to safely escape."

"X-rays document a man in China whose body became riddled with tapeworms due to his consumption of sashimi."

"There is a section of every Facebook user profile that attempts to list them by political category."

"A notorious pedophile was killed by a mother who blew his head off with a shotgun when he tried to rape her 12-year-old child."

"In April 2018, Daniel Radcliffe announced that he would reprise his role as Harry Potter in a new movie called 'Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.'"

"A photograph shows a Texas plumbing company's truck in the hands of a militant group in Syria."

"Instant cake mixes sold poorly until one food company decided to require the addition of a fresh egg to their product."

"Al Sharpton's brother has been arrested for murder after participating in a March for Our Lives rally in Alabama."

"Was Adolf Hitler Named 'Man of the Year' by Time Magazine in 1938?"

"A photograph shows a protest sign reading 'stop killing aligators to make Gatoraid' sic."

"A morgue worker was accidentally cremated while napping or pretending to be dead."

"A trail cam in Alabama snapped a photograph of an unknown creature's horrifying feet in March 2018."

"A list of 'Which Side of the Fence?' entries distinguishing Republicans from Democrats originated with comedian Jeff Foxworthy."

"The latest social media craze entails teens making videos of themselves snorting condoms into their nostrils and pulling them out through their mouths."

"Pope Francis said it's not necessary for one to believe in God in order to be a good person."

"Studies have demonstrated that cooking with aluminum foil can result in the ingestion of aluminum, which is a risk factor for Alzheimer's disease."

"The boots on Neil Armstrong's spacesuit don't match up with the 'footprints' supposedly he left on the moon."

"A woman shot and killed her boyfriend after an April Fool's Day marriage proposal prank."

"News report shows Martin Luther King Day celebrants holding misspelled signs."

"The Obama administration has ordered $1 billion worth of 'disposable coffins' for use with 'FEMA camps.'"

"The United States Postal Service's new 'I Have a Dream' stamp honoring Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. will be discontinued and recalled if not enough postal customers purchase them."

"Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. said he 'will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy.'"

"A photograph snapped during a tornado shows a Cthulhu-like tentacled figure in the sky."

"Production of the flu shot caused the influenza virus to mutate into a more virulent strain, driving the deadly 2017-2018 flu season."

"Mark Zuckerberg said that he was 'disgusted with social media' and that he was leaving Facebook as a result."

"NASA had to relabel the size chart used for a condom-like urination contraption built into the Maximum Absorbency Garment space suit system because astronauts refused to choose the 'small' size."

"Calling #77 or 112 on your cell phone will connect you to emergency services no matter where you are."

"The body of a homeless man found in San Diego has been identified as that of Elvis Presley."

"Fox News contributor Michelle Fields said that 'we shouldn't just give money to people simply because they are old.'"

"Dialing a Colorado Springs-area phone number allows you to listen to one of four Hall & Oates songs."

"The Swedish parliament rejected seven proposals in May 2017 establishing a mandatory vaccination program, enacting a ban on the practice."

"The Trump administration has unveiled plans to construct a monument hailing the end of the War on Christmas."

"A photograph shows a short-tailed weasel."

"In 1995, former president George H.W. Bush resigned as a Life Member of the NRA."

"There is a point in the middle of the Pacific Ocean so far from land that it's likely the closest humans to it are aboard the International Space Station."

"In March 2018, Pope Francis denied the existence of Hell."

"Health officials have seen a surge in the number of people using 'bug spray' to get high."

"A woman with eight children earns $144,000 per year for her family by giving up her kids to foster care."

"Russia built a monument to memorialize the genocide of indigenous peoples on the American continent outside the United States Embassy in Russia."

"A video shows President Donald Trump slapping the mayor of Mexico City."

"The National Rifle Association was formed for the express purpose of driving out the Ku Klux Klan and helping freed slaves defend themselves against racist attacks."

"Photographs show a new Chinese aircraft carrier."

"Indiana Gov. Eric Holcomb passed a law that will lead to jail time for women who fail to disclose abortions."

"April Fools' Day began in the 1500s when the Gregorian calendar took over from the Julian. Those who forgot the change and attempted to celebrate New Year's (previously celebrated on the 1st of April) on the wrong date were teased as 'April fools.'"

"A viral photograph shows President George W. Bush hugging the daughter of a 9/11 victim."

"Corey Feldman was stabbed by assailants angered by his claims that he was victim of pedophilia."

"A viral item gives a genuine glimpse of the aurora borealis (or aurora australis) from far above the planet."

"Target issued a recall for a line of Easter egg toys."

"Planned Parenthood published a tweet opining that there should be a Disney princess who had an abortion."

"Production of Coors Light beer has been halted due the brew's being contaminated with cocaine."

"Emma González was photographed attacking a truck belonging to a 'Second Amendment supporter' during a March for Our Lives event in March 2018."

"George Washington said that a free people need 'sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence' from their own government."

"Video clip shows police ignoring a getaway car full of bank robbers."

"Actor Jim Carrey said that the United States is 'morally upside down.'"

"A scuba diver was hospitalized due to an allergic reaction after his penis got stuck in a giant clam."

"David Hogg gave a Nazi salute at the end of his 'March for Our Lives' speech."

"David Hogg stated that he believes that the enforced use of clear backpacks in school constitutes a violation of students' First Amendment rights, but he favors the abolition of the Second Amendment."

"Hillary Clinton vowed that she would shut down the NRA and ban handguns if she were elected President."

"Soupy Sales was once suspended for asking his young television viewers to send him 'little green pieces of paper' taken from their parents' wallets."

"Internet list accurately cites historical facts and figures proving that the worst mass exterminations of civilian populations in the twentieth century were the result of gun control laws."

"The NRA is a tax-exempt nonprofit organization."

"Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooting survivor David Hogg went to high school in California, not Florida, and is an actor."

"Emma González, a survivor of the Parkland school shooting, was filmed ripping up a copy of the U.S. Constitution."

"A video clip shows a car with color-changing 'paramagnetic paint.'"

"The suspect in the fatal Austin bombings of March 2018 was part of a group calling itself 'Righteous Invasion of Truth.'"

"Organizers working for billionaire George Soros ran Craigslist ads offering $300 each to individuals participating in the 24 March 2018 'March for Our Lives' protests."

"Photographs show ice formations in Lake Huron created by waves of water freezing in midair."

"Barack Obama's 2008 and 2012 presidential campaigns used the same tactics and techniques for which Cambridge Analytica and the Trump campaign criticized in 2018."

"A Nazi submarine mysteriously surfaced in Lake Ontario."

"A video shows a driverless Uber running a red light in San Francisco."

"Rep. Mark Amodei reported high-school student Noah Christiansen to his school for cursing during a phone call concerning gun safety legislation."

"Disney announced in March 2018 that it was remaking 'Bedknobs and Broomsticks' with Kate Winslet."

"President Obama is being sued for 'inciting violence' against police."

"Delta Air Lines gives members of Planned Parenthood discounted rates on air travel."

"The 'middle finger salute' is derived from the defiant gestures of English archers whose fingers had been severed by the French at the Battle of Agincourt."

"Due to a recent court ruling, It is now legal for women in the U.S. to display their breasts in public."

"U.S. citizens who receive government benefits will soon be required to have microchips surgically implanted in them."

"Emma González wore a Cuban flag patch on her jacket while speaking at the March for Our Lives rally in March 2018."

"The ingestion of raisins or grapes can produce acute renal failure in dogs."

"Mel Gibson was the inspiration for the film 'The Man Without a Face.'"

"A text reproduces Theodore Roosevelt's words regarding the assimilation of immigrants into American culture."

"A judge told an atheist plaintiff who challenged religious holidays that atheists already have their own holiday: April 1."

"Adolf Hitler once said, 'To conquer a nation, you must first disarm its citizens.'"

"Scientists found a crystal pyramid on the ocean's floor beneath the Bermuda Triangle."

"Eighteen U.S. states still have laws banning oral sex."

"Photograph shows a Giant Hawaiian Cane Spider on the side of a house."

"122 detainees released from confinement at Guantanamo Bay under President Obama have re-engaged in terrorist activities."

"New federal regulations are reclassifying as safe for human consumption meat from animal carcasses containing cancers, tumors, and open sores."

"Only one person out of 87,000 tested positive for drugs under Arizona's $3.6 million drug-testing program for welfare recipients."

"A video showed an alien boarding a spaceship in Romania in January 2018."

"Bones found on the remote Pacific Island of Nikumaroro belong to famed aviator Amelia Earhart."

"Hippopotamuses are the only animals that produce naturally pink milk."

"Baby carrots are made from deformed full-sized carrots that have been soaked in chlorine."

"The Clintons were forced to return an estimated $200,000 in furniture, china and art they 'stole' from the White House."

"A sequel to the movie 'Napoleon Dynamite' is in the works."

"Venomous 'two-striped telamonia' spiders are lurking beneath toilet seats in public restrooms."

"You can determine whether your Facebook account is secure by typing 'BFF' to see if it turns green."

"A new law in Florida legalized recreational use of marijuana."

"Fake, chemical-laden plastic snow has been falling on the U.S."

"A list compiles Andy Rooney's wry observations on a variety of topics."

"A photograph shows the 'Great Pacific GarbGarbagech' that covers over 8% of the Pacific Ocean."

"In March 2018, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration 'predicted' a major earthquake for Delhi, India, several weeks in advance."

"A children's radio show host, thinking that his microphone had been turned off, wrapped up his broadcast one evening by inadvertently blurting out over the air, 'There, that oughta hold the little bastards!'"

"California schoolteacher Gregory Salcido called members of the United States military 'the lowest of our low' during a classroom discussion."

"A photograph shows a camel that lost half its body after surviving a landmine explosion."

"A strange skeleton found in the Atacama desert has baffled scientists and is an a human-alien hybrid."

"A black box recording has surfaced featuring an eerie message that suggests the disappearance of Malaysia Flight MH370 involved extraterrestrials."

"Warren Buffett proposed a constitutional amendment that seeks to require laws apply equally to U.S. citizens and members of Congress."

"The artificial sweetener aspartame is responsible for an epidemic of cancer, brain tumors, and multiple sclerosis."

"Washing instruction tags on Tom Bihn bags carry a hidden message in French disparaging the president."

"Photographs show a cactus vent cover resembling an extended middle finger installed by a homeowner to get back at his neighbors."

"Blue Buffalo pet food contains unsafe and higher-than-average levels of lead."

"People have begun licking toilets as a form of protest against United States President Donald Trump."

"A video shows a group of Muslim immigrants attacking a Catholic church during mass."

"A photograph shows President Donald Trump with his wife Melania Trump and his alleged mistress Stormy Daniels."

"In February and March 2018, hundreds of Canadian doctors signed a petition asking for the cancellation of pay deals from which they would personally benefit."

"The U.S. government has purchased a stockpile of 30,000 guillotines."

"A photograph shows a mountain that closely resembles a frozen elephant."

"President Obama congratulated Vladimir Putin for Russia's election results in 2012, a diplomatic move for which President Trump was criticized in 2018."

"Toys R Us is closing all stores and gift cards are soon-to-be or no longer have value."

"The Trump administration appointed Walter Palmer, famed for killing Cecil the Lion in 2015, to a newly-formed wildlife conservation council."

"The United States has the third-highest rate of homicides worldwide, but drops dramatically in the rankings if four major cities are excluded from the stats."

"Police in Wilmington, Delaware shot and killed a man who was in a wheelchair at the time of the encounter."

"Children's television show host Fred Rogers hid a violent and criminal past."

"Abandoning the Common Core set of standards for English and mathematics caused a Florida charter school's test results to go from mediocre to outstanding."

"Rihanna's Instagram message to followers to throw away the Snapchat app caused the company's share value to fall by hundreds of millions of dollars in one day."

"A zero value banknote was released in honor of Karl Marx's 200th birthday."

"A woman managed to call 911 during a domestic abuse incident by pretending to order a pizza."

"CIA Deputy Director Gina Haspel has a warrant for her arrest in Germany."

"Airlines are giving away free tickets or spending money to Facebook users who share and like a page."

"'Jimmy Coyne's grandson' was assaulted for refusing to take part in March 2018 walkouts to protest lawmaker inaction over school shootings."

"Viral images show specimens of a plant with flowers in the shape of the female body."

"Jelly sandals sold by Walmart contain unsafe amounts of lead."

"An Ohio high school student was suspended for not participating in a walkout protest over gun violence."

"Most refugees are young adult males."

"Actress Martha Raye entertained troops and tended to wounded soldiers in the field in Vietnam."

"British police found Russian president Vladimir Putin's passport at the scene of a chemical attack on former Russian spy Sergei Skripal in Salisbury, England."

"Before his death, physicist Stephen Hawking declared his Christian faith after a visit with Pope Francis."

"A photograph shows a UFO discovered at the bottom of the Baltic Sea."

"Russian President Vladimir Putin issued an arrest warrant for George Soros."

"A Houston doctor was decapitated by a malfunctioning elevator."

"A decision by the Justice Department under the Obama administration forced the FBI to purge the names of 500,000 fugitives from justice from the background check database for firearms purchases."

"Photograph shows a rhino that was given a pink horn to prevent poaching."

"Maine legislature candidate Leslie Gibson insulted Parkland shooting survivor and activist Emma Gonzalez via Twitter."

"Christina Hagan's campaign ad contains footage depicting the U.S.-Mexico border."

"A dying black veteran named William G. Lillas spoke out on his deathbed about a number of issues in black culture."

"Pamela Anderson passed away in March 2018."

"In 1862, Abraham Lincoln ordered the execution by hanging of 38 Dakota Sioux fighters."

"A photograph shows a biennial astronomical event in Ireland known as 'Heaven's Trail.'"

"A 1972 sign warned Irish motorists not to drive after having five pints of beer."

"'Multiple trucks full of illegals' were spotted at 'six polling locations across Pennsylvania' during a special House election."

"A badly injured soldier tells his parents about his lifestyle-altering injuries under the guise of presenting them as a tragedy that befell a friend."

"Facebook is removing photographs of military amputees from their network, deeming them 'offensive.'"

"A study proved you're thousands of times more likely to be killed by a doctor than a gun in the United States."

"A high school principal in Minnesota singled out a pro-gun rights student during a pro-gun control protest and escorted him off campus."

"Some symptoms of a heart attack are subtle and can be mistaken for indigestion."

"A teacher trained in the use of firearms accidentally discharged a handgun in a California classroom, causing minor injury to a student."

"Matt Damon announced in March 2018 that he was moving his family to 'a safe place' in Australia because he was fed up with President Donald Trump and his policies."

"High school students in Stockton, California were arrested during a gun safety demonstration."

"A photograph shows Stephen Hawking at a Vietnam War protest in 1968."

"A first-year cadet criticized the U.S. Air Force Chief of Staff's personnel decisions."

"A woman set a Guinness World Record for having 14 kids with 14 different fathers."

"A federal judge threw out the election results in a Pennsylvania special congressional election due to voter fraud."

"The FitnessGram Pacer Test was banned from schools after it was deemed too cruel for children."

"California Gov. Jerry Brown signed a new 'culture' bill requiring that Arabic, not 'American,' numbers be taught in schools."

"A so-called 'Church of Lucifer' has opened in Colombia."

"A photograph shows the living conditions of a group of pigs."

"Two armed illegal aliens perpetrating a home invasion were killed by an 11-year-old girl with a shotgun."

"Michele Bachmann said during an appearance on 'Fox & Friends' that Jesus created assault rifles."

"A photograph shows Ellen DeGeneres surrounded by guards with guns - at an anti-gun rally."

"President Trump signed an executive order in March 2018 that grants veterans free health care at any hospital."

"A federal appeals court has ordered that Barack Obama repay $400 million to the American people."

"A captured Islamic State leader's cell phone contained the phone numbers of world leaders, including former President Barack Obama."

"Actress Julia Stiles is transgender, and a photograph shows her before gender reassignment surgery."

"Photographs show icebergs with multi-colored striping taken in Lake Michigan."

"Former Roanoke City Department of Social Services worker Storm Durham was fired from her job because she possessed a concealed carry permit."

"Responding to pressure from religious groups, Alabama's state legislature redefined the value of pi from '3.14159...' to '3' in order to bring it in line with Biblical precepts."

"Obama administration representatives meeting with the auto industry advocated legislatively changing the laws of physics."

"A Tennessee school district banned the American flag on campus."

"Autism has now been included among the known side effects of the DTaP (Diphtheria, Tetanus, and acellular Pertussis) vaccine."

"The Trump administration blocked public access to USDA reports on safety and hygiene standards at facilities where animals are kept and bred."

"A video shows a man narrowly rescuing a baby from getting hit by an oncoming train."

"Famed theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking was accused of sexual misconduct by a former student."

"Social Security retirement disbursements have recently been reclassified as 'federal benefit payments.'"

"Tee markers emblazoned with the U.S. presidential seal were manufactured for and installed at a golf course owned by the Trump Organization."

"Credible evidence suggests that 5.7 million illegal immigrants might have voted in the 2008 election."

"Photographs show the aftermath of a motorcycle-automobile collision."

"Hillary Clinton said women voted for Donald Trump because they 'caved' to pressure from the men around them."

"ISIS members are operating a camp near El Paso and have been arrested trying to cross the U.S.-Mexico border."

"A corpse found in Nazca, Peru, is that of an alien."

"In February 2018, the owners of a café in Oakland, California said they would not be serving police officers and would be asking them to leave."

"A mandatory gun ownership law in Kennesaw, Georgia, caused the town's crime rate to plummet."

"A transgender woman raped a young girl in a women's bathroom because bills were passed allowing transgender people to use bathrooms which correspond with their gender."

"E-mailed list features Dave Barry's '16 Things It Took Me Over 50+ Years to Learn.'"

"A photograph shows a man posing with a bear that he killed while it was hibernating, an act made legal by the passage of a new law."

"Giant mutant killer hornets created by exposure to radiation from the Fukushima nuclear plant have killed several people in Nebraska."

"Dr. Leon Eisenberg, the 'father' of ADHD, said just before his death that ADHD 'is a prime example of a fictitious disease.'"

"A pedophile who was part of a gang that drugged and raped babies was found dead in his prison cell with his penis chopped off."

"Former President Barack Obama could run for, and serve as, Vice President of the United States."

"Scammers pay with cashier's checks larger than the purchase price and ask the balances be sent to third parties."

"Prayers are needed for the city of Queragosh (Qaraqosh), which has fallen to ISIS and is seeing Christian children being beheaded in large numbers."

"A worker at Cadbury plant was arrested for contaminating the company's products with HIV-infected blood."

"A significant and growing number of college students support 'post-birth abortions,' extending to children as old as four or five."

"Snacks marketed to children are heavily laden with ingredients that cause cancer."

"On NBC's Today program, Billy Graham's daughter said to Bryant Gumbel that 'We need to make up our mind - do we want God or do we not want Him . . . We cannot just ask Him in when disaster strikes.'"

"A 'Newlywed Game' contestant said the weirdest place she'd ever 'made whoopee' was 'up the butt.'"

"JUULing, or use of a JUUL e-cigarette, has caused cancer in four students."

"A coroner had his hands full determining just that in the case of a man who jumped off a building, only to have a shotgun blast finish him off halfway down."

"The mayor of Ath, in Belgium, refused to remove pork from school canteens in the face of pressure from Muslim parents."

"Baby Orajel can cause infants to stop breathing and turn blue."

"The U.S. has a global trade deficit of $800 billion."

"Photograph shows boxes of Tyson 'inverted boneless pork rectums.'"

"Produce in California (namely tangerines) is being grown in toxic wastewater from oil company fracking activities."

"Facebook has instituted a 'no swearing' campaign and threatened to lock the accounts of users who employ profanity."

"McDonald's restaurants are turning their iconic gold arches upside down to celebrate International Women's Day."

"President Obama submitted plans for an opulent, taxpayer-funded burial site."

"A woman sought medical help to remove a deer tongue she had used for self-pleasuring purposes."

" A machine-shop worker tore his scrotum in a piece of machinery and then stapled it back together."

"A woman who was impregnated by a goat has had a goat-child."

"London closed 500 churches and opened 423 new mosques."

"Photographs show a truck that crashed through a highway barrier and skirted a culvert on the edge of a cliff."

"Amazon's Alexa randomly plays a 'creepy laugh.'"

"Photographs show a cache of weapons uncovered by the Coast Guard in Greece, disguised as furniture and headed for European refugee camps."

"McDonald's is importing foreign beef for use in its restaurants in the United States and Canada."

"An image shows the Kray twins starting their organized crime 'reign of terror' in London by robbing a tram with the help of an elephant."

"Billionaire investor and former Trump adviser Carl Icahn sold off approximately $30 million worth of stock in a steel-dependent company in the weeks leading up to the president's announcement of tariffs on steel imports."

"A 31-year-old Cincinnati woman was taken to the hospital after the 14-month-old toddler she was babysitting got stuck in her vaginal cavity."

"A photograph shows a small car loaded down with hundreds of pounds of lumber and other building supplies."

"People have been buried alive by mistake."

"In September 2017, the makers of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups announced they were discontinuing the candy and withdrawing it from circulation."

"Coca-Cola and Nestle are negotiating with the Brazilian government to privatize the Guarani Aquifier in South America."

"You can tell which day a loaf of bread was baked by the color of its plastic twist tag."

"The image depicts a leaked 'White House catering' sheet requiring Mountain Dew, Hungry Man dinners, and framed Electoral College maps."

"A video shows a woman stabbing her baby to death to gain revenge on her boyfriend."

"A photograph shows a young girl in South Africa who had a 'Joker smile' carved into her face."

"Pope Francis forgave 4,444 'pedophile priests' in Australia and participated in a coverup of their crimes."

"Breyers ice cream doesn't melt."

"Former California state senator Leland Yee, a gun control advocate, was arrested for gun trafficking."

"Melania Trump plagiarized her statement on Women's History Month from Michelle Obama."

"A photograph shows a jumping baby elephant."

"ABC fired Joy Behar from her job co-hosting 'The View' after she made comments about Vice President Mike Pence's religious beliefs."

"Some Instant Pot cookers are overheating and having meltdowns."

"Asparagus has miraculous cancer-fighting properties."

"Liberals were offended by a World War I memorial and demanded it be torn down."

"After passing a bill to make consuming raw milk legal in the state, several members of the West Virginia legislature fell ill due to drinking raw milk to celebrate the bill becoming law."

"CNN invested in an industrial-sized washing machine to help their journalists and news anchors spin the news before publication."

"Katie Flynn was decapitated while wearing a seat belt, in a 2005 car crash on Long Island, New York."

"A list reproduces Saul Alinsky's rules for 'How to Create a Social State.'"

"The governor of Rhode Island signed an executive order allowing the federal government to confiscate people's firearms."

"On 11 September 2017, a worker at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Eastvale, California, turned down the volume on the national anthem before an NFL game, saying it was 'divisive.'"

"A girl named Laura Buxton released a balloon that ended up in the hands of another girl named Laura Buxton who lived 140 miles away."

"President Donald Trump decided to ban schools in an effort to curb school shootings."

"An emergency medical responder said he was given a 'stand down' order during the mass shooting in Parkland, Florida."

"David Hogg posted a homophobic slur on Twitter in June 2016."

"Vibrant Body Company staged an online bra promotion as a front for human trafficking."

"Hundreds attended a church ceremony blessing AR-15s."

"A worker at a British dairy that produces Anchor Butter contaminated the company's products with HIV-infected blood."

"A leaked video depicts a human sacrifice conducted by researchers at the CERN nuclear research facility."

"President Trump sent former President Obama a bill for vacations he took with taxpayer money."

"Senator Chuck Schumer has a concealed weapons permit."

"Message lists legislation passed by the state of Oklahoma."

"Archaeologists have discovered Pharaoh's chariot and the bones of horses and men under the Red Sea."

"Hollywood film producer and alleged sexual predator Harvey Weinstein shot and killed himself in a Scottsdale, Arizona, hotel room."

"HUD Secretary Ben Carson bought a $31,000 dining set and billed taxpayers for it."

"President Trump's daughter Ivanka has been fired from her position at the White House."

"A transgender boy won a state title in girls' high school wrestling."

"Criminals at gas stations are handing out key rings with transmitters that enable them to track potential burglary or carjacking victims."

"The vice president of Pfizer said human papillomavirus vaccine Gardasil is 'deadly.'"

"Suave brand shampoos and conditioners contains thioglycolic acid and cause hair loss."

"A local identification card program in Chicago would allow undocumented immigrants to vote in United States elections."

"Clint Eastwood refused to accept the Presidential Medal of Freedom from President Obama."

"A Wendy's employee admitted that was putting his feces into the restaurant's chili."

"Extreme hackers are gaining control of people's personal information via links to web sites offering Facebook users the opportunity to see what they look like bald, or as a member of the opposite sex, etc."

"Claims President Trump 'wants to eliminate overtime pay for people.'"

"Federal authorities are calling senior citizens and asking for personal information, before sending out a new Medicare card"

"Donald Trump intervened to stop a bat-wielding mugger in New York City in 1991."

"The American Civil Liberties Union issued a response to President Trump's 2018 State of the Union address complaining that he used the word 'America' more than 80 times."

"Senator Marco Rubio said both that felons should not be allowed to vote and that they should be allowed to own guns."

"Nikolas Cruz, the confessed gunman in the February 2018 school shooting in Parkland, Florida, is or was a member of a known white supremacist or white nationalist organization."

"Described the estimated 2.6 percent growth in the nation's real gross domestic product for the second quarter of 2017 as 'a number that nobody thought they'd see for a long period of time.'"

"Minecraft has a newly-discovered 'sex mod' of which parents should be aware and exercise caution (or restrict the game from their children entirely)."

"Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver proved that the meat in McDonald's hamburgers is 'unfit for human consumption' due to the use of beef trimmings treated with bacteria-killing ammonium hydroxide."

"The National Rifle Association supported the passage of a 1967 bill in the California legislature banning the open carry of loaded firearms in public."

"In Iowa, blind people are legally allowed to own and possess firearms."

"An image contrasts radically different gun laws and homicide rates in Honduras and Switzerland."

"NRA spokesperson Dana Loesch tweeted 'I bet CNN reporter Rick Sanchez was fired by a Jew.'"

"Gov. Jerry Brown of California signed a bill that bans teachers from carrying firearms and shooting back at school shooters."

"CNN asked a survivor of the 14 February 2018 mass shooting in Parkland, Florida to deliver scripted remarks during a televised town hall."

"During a 1955 speech at West Point, General Douglas MacArthur told assembled cadets: 'The next war will be an interplanetary war. The nations of the earth must someday make a common front against attack by people from other planets.'"

"'Hit the Nigger Baby' was once a popular attraction at fairgrounds in the United States."

"New research shows that scientists are manipulating sea level data to inflate predictions of future sea level rise."

"Pepsi admitted that their soda contains cancer-causing ingredients."

"A stranger who stopped to change a tire on a disabled limo was rewarded for his efforts when the vehicle's passenger, Donald Trump, paid off his mortgage."

"A December 2015 school shooting in Arapahoe County, Colorado, was circumvented by an armed school resource officer."

"A photograh showing a body of water with two distinct colors is a permanent location where the Mississippi River meets the Gulf of Mexico."

"A gay man renounced homosexuality after a near-death experience."

"Oxford professor of Islamic studies Tariq Ramadan said 'we are here to colonize the U.S. and Canada' with Sharia law."

"A photograph shows Carl Sagan holding a sign reading 'No Billboards in Space.'"

"Laura Phelps is a crisis actor who lost children during school shootings at Sandy Hook Elementary in 2012 and Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in 2018."

"Former U.S. president Barack Obama has announced a bid to become Secretary General of the United Nations."

"Ruth Bader Ginsburg said that pedophilia was good for children."

"In February 2018, Amnesty International officially declared U.S. President Donald Trump a 'human rights violator.'"

"The military has secretly drawn up plans to round up large numbers of privately-owned firearms from American gun owners."

"The animated TV show 'SpongeBob SquarePants' has been canceled."